UK friends?

I think Chad logged into the wrong account by mistake but he's one funny/sleazy dude so it's all good.lol

Yes but he's lured u in with he's charming ways

My names Claire

Yeah, that sort of conversation seems slightly more 'plenty of fish' then 'my fitness pal'

Hey Claire . . .

You must be new.

THis is just how we swing around here.

Can ya dig?

I am new.
I'm sure I'll get used to it!

Hey, I'm from the UK & I'm trying to change my eating habits for the better, and to actually start exercising lol!
Feel free to add me, I'm rubbish at this sort of thing! x

Do you come with benefits so to speak?

Someone's getting "friended"

OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?

I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.

Hey Tink.

I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya.

So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?

I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?

Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.

One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.

So do you like sausage Tink?

Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?

Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!

Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.

I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.

So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?

Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.

Well your psychic was right . . .

German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.

Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.

Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.

I will NEVER hate on "THE CHAD" NEVER

Do you come with benefits so to speak?

Someone's getting "friended"

OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?

I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.

Hey Tink.

I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya.

So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?

I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?

Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.

One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.

So do you like sausage Tink?

Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?

Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!

Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.

I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.

So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?

Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.

Well your psychic was right . . .

German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.

Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.

Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.

I do live in a castle little miss.

I live in Essex and work as a personal trainer.

My routine goes like this:

Monday: Abs

Tuesday: Arms

Wednesday: Abs

Thursday: Arms

Friday: Abs

Saturday: Juice Cleanse

Sunday: Fake tan

I'd love if you came out here and checked me out.

Do you come with benefits so to speak?

Someone's getting "friended"

OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?

I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.

Hey Tink.

I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya.

So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?

I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?

Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.

One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.

So do you like sausage Tink?

Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?

Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!

Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.

I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.

So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?

Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.

Well your psychic was right . . .

German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.

Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.

Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.

I do live in a castle little miss.

I live in Essex and work as a personal trainer.

My routine goes like this:

Monday: Abs

Tuesday: Arms

Wednesday: Abs

Thursday: Arms

Friday: Abs

Saturday: Juice Cleanse

Sunday: Fake tan

I'd love if you came out here and checked me out.

Wow we should work out together!

Should I send you my personal information so you can help me plan this trip to EN? Chad I think I have met a wonderful guy. Do you like cats Chad? My Kitty is named Sofia... I can let you pet her if you like.

im so turned on by this conversation....you are so lucky to have chad!!!!

Do you come with benefits so to speak?

Someone's getting "friended"

OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?

I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.

Hey Tink.

I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya.

So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?

I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?

Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.

One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.

So do you like sausage Tink?

Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?

Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!

Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.

I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.

So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?

Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.

Well your psychic was right . . .

German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.

Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.

Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.

I do live in a castle little miss.

I live in Essex and work as a personal trainer.

My routine goes like this:

Monday: Abs

Tuesday: Arms

Wednesday: Abs

Thursday: Arms

Friday: Abs

Saturday: Juice Cleanse

Sunday: Fake tan

I'd love if you came out here and checked me out.

Wow we should work out together!

Should I send you my personal information so you can help me plan this trip to EN? Chad I think I have met a wonderful guy. Do you like cats Chad? My Kitty is named Sofia... I can let you pet her if you like.

I'd be happy to give that furry litttle thing a pet Tink.

Can I just ask you to send me a PM with a revealing photo and your personal information?

My camera is broken... but I can record something for you. Please understand I i bounce a lot. It's a medical condition. also causes me to make moaning sounds. so please don't mind the video of me bouncing up and down. Oh also i trust you because this is the internet and people on the net are trust worthy. I know you wont show it to anyone.