Calling All Fake People

jabadahut
jabadahut Posts: 16
in Introduce Yourself
For everyone who just replied to that last post that were fun but didnt like rules. Hello my name is Bob.
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  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    dibs.

    i enjoy happy monday/tuesday/wednesdays....
    and i like to openly say when i'm breathing.
    ****. i'm fake. add me <3

    you know you want to.
    everybody needs 1 fake profile on their Friends list.
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    I am not really Goku, so i am totally fake.
  • stunningalmond
    stunningalmond Posts: 275 Member
    I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'll join in and pretend I know what's going on. That makes me fake.
  • Female_On_Fire
    Female_On_Fire Posts: 104 Member
    I fake not being hungry and the occasional orgasm.
  • links_slayer
    links_slayer Posts: 1,151 Member
    in
  • fantomette
    fantomette Posts: 148 Member
    Hellllooooooooooooo I am there!
    I guess I am totally fake. I am trying out eating Steel Cut oatmeal +vanilla almond milk this morning, not for diet or anything but just because I read in some mag that Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory said it taste good.
    I also love to talk about unimportant things like nail polish colors.
    Most of all people I friend can love, talk, eat whatever they like. They can talk about their pet mouse if they want.
  • Deekay8008
    Deekay8008 Posts: 44 Member
    Ha ha! Love it!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I cannot see why anyone wouldn't question my authenticity.
    With love,
    Burt
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    I don't support slavery.
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    I need rules.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I need rules.

    So you have something to break?
  • scullyhair
    scullyhair Posts: 1
    i'm totally fake, because i tell everyone i'm going to the gym but i'm not. i just don't want to hang out with them.
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    I need rules.

    So you have something to break?

    I dont break rules. I am just selective on who's I follow. I have been known to stretch a few.....
  • stunningalmond
    stunningalmond Posts: 275 Member
    Hellllooooooooooooo I am there!
    I guess I am totally fake. I am trying out eating Steel Cut oatmeal +vanilla almond milk this morning, not for diet or anything but just because I read in some mag that Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory said it taste good.
    I also love to talk about unimportant things like nail polish colors.
    Most of all people I friend can love, talk, eat whatever they like. They can talk about their pet mouse if they want.

    What did you think of the vanilla almond milk? I love it in my cereal!!!
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    I never fake, I feel like most of the girls fake it though.
  • DebraAukett
    DebraAukett Posts: 128 Member
    I fake it till I make it :tongue:
  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
    I'm a Panda. A fluffy panda that is bouncy.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    is this the thread where we gush about how great cauliflower crust "pizza" is and how much it tastes exactly like that gluten monstrosity that we can no longer eat because, "duh! ...gluten is evil and kills puppies and stuff"?
  • Noodle797
    Noodle797 Posts: 366 Member
    I prefer "synthetic".
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    is this the thread where we gush about how great cauliflower crust "pizza" is and how much it tastes exactly like that gluten monstrosity that we can no longer eat because, "duh! ...gluten is evil and kills puppies and stuff"?

    Yes
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
    *waves* hi jabba!
  • Liftnlove
    Liftnlove Posts: 235
    I never fake, I feel like most of the girls fake it though.

    Not exactly a rave review... ;p

    I'm kinda fake on Mondays, Thursdays, leap years and bank holidays. The rest of the time, I'm not just fake, I'm completely imaginary.
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
    <-- unreal. In.
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
    I have no detectable soul at all, and I'd be happy to say whatever will make you happy.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Hi Jabba. You're cute. Add me?
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
    There are times I fake interest in what other people are saying - while I'm actually thinking of other things in my head. Fortunately I can smile & nod automatically.

    Most times I'm completely genuine - because I'm a smarta$$ constantly!
  • lydia_the_tattooed_lady
    lydia_the_tattooed_lady Posts: 324 Member
    I never fake, I feel like most of the girls fake it though.


    .....:ohwell: That's probably not a good indicator for you, sir lol
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
    I never fake, I feel like most of the girls fake it though.


    .....:ohwell: That's probably not a good indicator for you, sir lol

    That chick's just a phony who's lookin' to knock that other girl out of the picture, bro. Don't buy it, man. Girl #1 is always 100% real; she even says so.
  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
    Since EVERYONE knows that People on The Internet are ALL Fake, this must be the ONLY Real Thread!
    :flowerforyou: Right?

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