Curious on calories burned while crawling hands/knees

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  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    I"m glad you are learning to track your calories burned and nutrition at such a young age. :bigsmile:

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  • Pink_November
    Pink_November Posts: 38 Member
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    lmfao... there is NO way that I could read this and not think.. well, not think.
  • Pink_November
    Pink_November Posts: 38 Member
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    I don't know about calories, but did you know there's quite a demand for stuff like this?
    People who want to crawl on their hands and knees can meet other people who like to...wait for it...make people crawl. You might even get paid to do it and i hear the outfits are quite interesting.

    OMG!!! Exactly!
  • dakotababy
    dakotababy Posts: 2,406 Member
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    I have the Human Centipede in my head now :sick: :sick: :sick:

    NOOO!!! :o my nightmares are going to come back now....:(
  • ChristiSykes
    ChristiSykes Posts: 186 Member
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    This is the funniest thread :)
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    I seem to remember as a kid one of the larger calorie burns seemed to come from crawling on hands and knees.

    Been looking on websites trying to find a accurate calorie burn for it, if it was done as part of a exercise program.

    Is this in the Jenna Jamison workout DVD's?
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    I got it... it must be the "Mommie Dearest" workout.
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you

    So do my husband and boyfriend. They are unsure of you.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Bump! Not sure if this is a serious post or not haha!

    What a goof!
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you

    So do my husband and boyfriend. They are unsure of you.

    i was taught to share when i was little
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
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    The only thing I remember doing on my hands and knees as a child of 6 was pretending to be a turtle and I recall the horrible rugburn on my nose because of it.

    I cannot fathom any 'exercise' as an adult with the intention of weightloss that I would willingly participate in and therefore need to count calories while doing.

    Now, as a recreational activity I can honestly say there are advantages to this position. But I'm sure there are a million threads detailing why these are not counted towards cardio or strength training.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you

    So do my husband and boyfriend. They are unsure of you.

    i was taught to share when i was little

    Your judgement is coming.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    That depends... are you carrying anyone on your back?

    what is the point of crawling anywhere if you arent gonna play ride the pony?

    Serving your master, sir.

    you, i like you

    So do my husband and boyfriend. They are unsure of you.

    i was taught to share when i was little

    Your judgement is coming.

    Hmm... gotta go with the old thumbs down on this one.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I don't know about calories, but did you know there's quite a demand for stuff like this?
    People who want to crawl on their hands and knees can meet other people who like to...wait for it...make people crawl. You might even get paid to do it and i hear the outfits are quite interesting.

    Someone had to go there, and I should have guessed it was you.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    I have the Human Centipede in my head now :sick: :sick: :sick:

    Ewww! Seriously. What the ****?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I seem to remember as a kid one of the larger calorie burns seemed to come from crawling on hands and knees.

    Been looking on websites trying to find a accurate calorie burn for it, if it was done as part of a exercise program.

    Is this in the Jenna Jamison workout DVD's?

    Wait... She maked workout DVDs? I wanna see these.

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