Calling all call girls

darkguardian419
darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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Hi. I'm Joe. :bigsmile:
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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    hi, Joe
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    .
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    250 an hour? I usually have to pay 3x that. WTF
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    In for the antibiotics
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Hi joe..wanna be my pimp?
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    what do we get for 10 dollars?
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    :laugh: hello Joe
  • MrsVal03
    MrsVal03 Posts: 174 Member
    Hi Joe!
  • LittleMissDover
    LittleMissDover Posts: 820 Member
    what do we get for 10 dollars?

    Laughed at
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    what do we get for 10 dollars?

    wub wub wub ......thank you! (I'll text you my paypal account)
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    250 an hour? I usually have to pay 3x that. WTF

    it's the MFP special....you know...
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    Can I pay you $250 to teach me how to do that? ;)
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    oh boy...
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    normally you'll pay double for that kind of action Cotton \m/
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  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    In for the antibiotics

    lol
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    I'm "on call" some weekends. Does that matter?
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    what do we get for 10 dollars?

    wub wub wub ......thank you! (I'll text you my paypal account)

    I'll just leave it in your mailbox.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:
  • TrudyJo195
    TrudyJo195 Posts: 37
    I needed a good laugh! Thanks for that! It didn't cost me anything either....lol
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    Can I pay you $250 to teach me how to do that? ;)

    as long as you promise not to work my territory
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    oh we have to stay REALLY FIT and motivated....

    if we aren't...our client base crumbles....

    so in a way....this is VERY fitness related.
  • Annette_rose
    Annette_rose Posts: 427 Member
    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    250 an hour? I usually have to pay 3x that. WTF

    it's the MFP special....you know...

    Wow...I am seriously in the wrong business. Selling medical equipment such as erectile pumps gets me nothing like this amount of money :) Darned Medicare
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    oh we have to stay REALLY FIT and motivated....

    if we aren't...our client base crumbles....

    so in a way....this is VERY fitness related.

    Wow...that is inspiring. What kind of diet do you need to follow - high protein?
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    oh we have to stay REALLY FIT and motivated....

    if we aren't...our client base crumbles....

    so in a way....this is VERY fitness related.

    Wow...that is inspiring. What kind of diet do you need to follow - high protein?

    of course...it makes you feel fuller longer....
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    oh we have to stay REALLY FIT and motivated....

    if we aren't...our client base crumbles....

    so in a way....this is VERY fitness related.

    Wow...that is inspiring. What kind of diet do you need to follow - high protein?

    Please let us know. I'm looking for a serious career change. I don't want my kids to starve.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    oh we have to stay REALLY FIT and motivated....

    if we aren't...our client base crumbles....

    so in a way....this is VERY fitness related.

    Wow...that is inspiring. What kind of diet do you need to follow - high protein?

    of course...it makes you feel fuller longer....


    This^^
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    250 an hour? I usually have to pay 3x that. WTF

    it's the MFP special....you know...

    Can I pay with my extra cals I dont eat?
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    250 an hour? I usually have to pay 3x that. WTF

    it's the MFP special....you know...

    Can I pay with my extra cals I dont eat?

    only as long as you're high protein with less starch....carbs are evil you know...

    oh and consumption of pineapple and cranberries are also highly appreciated.

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