Calling all call girls

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  • TrudyJo195
    TrudyJo195 Posts: 37
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    I needed a good laugh! Thanks for that! It didn't cost me anything either....lol
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    Can I pay you $250 to teach me how to do that? ;)

    as long as you promise not to work my territory
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    oh we have to stay REALLY FIT and motivated....

    if we aren't...our client base crumbles....

    so in a way....this is VERY fitness related.
  • Annette_rose
    Annette_rose Posts: 427 Member
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    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    250 an hour? I usually have to pay 3x that. WTF

    it's the MFP special....you know...

    Wow...I am seriously in the wrong business. Selling medical equipment such as erectile pumps gets me nothing like this amount of money :) Darned Medicare
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    oh we have to stay REALLY FIT and motivated....

    if we aren't...our client base crumbles....

    so in a way....this is VERY fitness related.

    Wow...that is inspiring. What kind of diet do you need to follow - high protein?
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    oh we have to stay REALLY FIT and motivated....

    if we aren't...our client base crumbles....

    so in a way....this is VERY fitness related.

    Wow...that is inspiring. What kind of diet do you need to follow - high protein?

    of course...it makes you feel fuller longer....
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    oh we have to stay REALLY FIT and motivated....

    if we aren't...our client base crumbles....

    so in a way....this is VERY fitness related.

    Wow...that is inspiring. What kind of diet do you need to follow - high protein?

    Please let us know. I'm looking for a serious career change. I don't want my kids to starve.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
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    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    oh we have to stay REALLY FIT and motivated....

    if we aren't...our client base crumbles....

    so in a way....this is VERY fitness related.

    Wow...that is inspiring. What kind of diet do you need to follow - high protein?

    of course...it makes you feel fuller longer....


    This^^
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    250 an hour? I usually have to pay 3x that. WTF

    it's the MFP special....you know...

    Can I pay with my extra cals I dont eat?
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    250 an hour? I usually have to pay 3x that. WTF

    it's the MFP special....you know...

    Can I pay with my extra cals I dont eat?

    only as long as you're high protein with less starch....carbs are evil you know...

    oh and consumption of pineapple and cranberries are also highly appreciated.
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    I'm "on call" some weekends. Does that matter?

    Last weekend your phone was out of a service I'm guessing?
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    You rang?

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  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    $250 an hour, is that American or Canadian? Not that it really matters, I've got my $8 ready with a $2 tip :laugh:
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    You rang?

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    Can I pay you $250 to teach me how to do that? ;)

    do we get a discount if you teach us as a group?
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    How can something that ends with a trip the the clinic not be health related?
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    Have you by any chance messaged me a big long paragraph and the subject title started with please?
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    Can I pay you $250 to teach me how to do that? ;)

    do we get a discount if you teach us as a group?

    There's always a "group" discount :wink:
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
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    What a coincidence....my name is Joe too.... :love:

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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    In for the antibiotics

    :laugh:

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