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Calling all call girls

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  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I'm "on call" some weekends. Does that matter?

    Last weekend your phone was out of a service I'm guessing?
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    You rang?

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  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    $250 an hour, is that American or Canadian? Not that it really matters, I've got my $8 ready with a $2 tip :laugh:
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    You rang?

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    Meth: Making *kitten* cheaper since 1986
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    Can I pay you $250 to teach me how to do that? ;)

    do we get a discount if you teach us as a group?
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    How can something that ends with a trip the the clinic not be health related?
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I feel like this isn't health or fitness related....:grumble:

    Have you by any chance messaged me a big long paragraph and the subject title started with please?
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Hi Joe, I'm 250 an hour...

    but I'll make your muscles spin like helicopter blades....

    true story.

    Can I pay you $250 to teach me how to do that? ;)

    do we get a discount if you teach us as a group?

    There's always a "group" discount :wink:
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    What a coincidence....my name is Joe too.... :love:

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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    In for the antibiotics

    :laugh:
  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Good point :wink:
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
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    I'd pay any amount necessary to make this dumb **** go away for good.
  • LindsayLL30
    LindsayLL30 Posts: 154 Member
    You rang?

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    I threw up a little in my mough when i saw this :sick:
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