Bad Poetry
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Heretofor, I take the swear
I will not eat them in a chair
I will not eat them on a dare
I will not eat them at the fair
I will not eat them in Times Square
On this day, I do declare
I will not eat that gummy bear!0 -
A haiku:
five syllables here
seven more syllables there
are you happy now0 -
Archiving this! This is awesome!
It’s Okay to Procrastinate
By Patricia Fernandez-Rathgeber
There are days when I just need to sit and not do anything.
Days when I ignore the telephone ring.
I just sit and breathe and think,
I don’t even worry about the dishes in the sink.
Oh I may have some company,
My husband, daughter or sweet summer iced tea.
People watching is what I love to do,
Walking by in their worn down shoes.
I wonder why—
They have no time to stop and just enjoy the sky.
No book in hand, no music playing,
Do you understand what I’m saying?
It’s okay to procrastinate,
It’s kind of fun to just sit…and wait.
Don’t sit there and fret about your worries,
Let the other people rush in their hurries.
Just sit and feel the slightest breeze,
And take a mental freeze.
Just sit and don’t do anything,
And see what joys life and nature can bring.0 -
Archiving this! This is awesome!
It’s Okay to Procrastinate
By Patricia Fernandez-Rathgeber
There are days when I just need to sit and not do anything.
Days when I ignore the telephone ring.
I just sit and breathe and think,
I don’t even worry about the dishes in the sink.
Oh I may have some company,
My husband, daughter or sweet summer iced tea.
People watching is what I love to do,
Walking by in their worn down shoes.
I wonder why—
They have no time to stop and just enjoy the sky.
No book in hand, no music playing,
Do you understand what I’m saying?
It’s okay to procrastinate,
It’s kind of fun to just sit…and wait.
Don’t sit there and fret about your worries,
Let the other people rush in their hurries.
Just sit and feel the slightest breeze,
And take a mental freeze.
Just sit and don’t do anything,
And see what joys life and nature can bring.
that's a GOOD poem. why is it in the bad poetry thread?
roses are red
violets are blue (so they say)
i have to pee
see you later!0 -
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This is me Dumping You0 -
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Paid a dime
And only farted0 -
I went to a candy shop
They had lots of sweets and pop
I ran away sad
No candy I had
And instead I went home to mop0 -
Dr. Oz
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He comes to me,
Smelling of raspberry ketones,
Telling me my apple juice is poison.
He smiles and says,
"Trust me, I'm a doctor."
He is Oprah's doctor, so I must believe.
He once was respected,
A cardiothoracic surgeon.
Now, he just quacks.0 -
Keeping it alive:
On the trail, I like to run
Swimming, Biking - just as fun
Pancakes0 -
Posted before but here it is again;
To MFP or not to MFP: that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the belly to suffer
The (onion) rings and marrow of outrageous calories
Or to take up lifestyles against a sea of fads
And by opposing end them? To diet, to starve;
No more; and by starving we say to begin the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, ‘tis a consummation devoutly to be wished? To diet, to starve;
To starve: perchance to binge: ay there’s the rub;
For in that starvation diet what losses may come when we have shuffled off this metabolic rate
Must give us pause: there’s the respect that makes calamity of so long dieting;
For who would bear the words and scorns of time,
The “bully’s” wrong, the proud member’s contumely
The pangs of despised advice, the mod’s delay
The insolence of veterans and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a Dr. Oz? Who would buttocks
bare,
To grunt and sweat under a clingy wrap
But that the dread of something after loss
The undiscover’d state from whose bourn
No purger returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those lbs we
Have
Than lift to others that we know not of?
Thus sloth does make cowards of us
All;
And thus the native hue of ketones
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought
And undertakings of great pitch and moment
With this regard their cleanses turn awry,
And lose the name of action. – Soft tissue now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy diaries
Be all my binges remember’d.0 -
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bjleech and dirtnap63,
thou haveth wooed me with thy scribblings
of poetry.
help me with my squat form,
said i.
toodles.0 -
Tellin you right now you don't stand a chance
This poem is gonna make you pee your pants
My sense of humor is prominent
Compared to these other fools I'm dominant
To get chicks they need chloroform
Well call me out of the norm
Grandma's and Warm
That's how I like my cookies
I'm a pro playin with the rookies
Fist pumpin with the best like snookies
You're a sight for sore eyes
A heavenly blessed beauty, it's long over do
Seems like all these chicks have thunder thighs
But you're cute, hopefully you think I am too
If we got to getha we'd be hotter than a fever from the flu
My knowledge goes deep like Jorge Posada
This poem may be cheesy like an enchilada
But I'll go yadda yadda yadda
Maybe even buy you Prada
Til the clothes you have on equal nada
Hey now, I'm gettin too far down the track
To start off just send a message back
Serious like a heart attack
Maybe you can help me improve my poetry nack0 -
Awwww...teenage love. I didn't write this but my high school boyfriend did.....
I love you so much
that I'd take a bullet
or even grow a mullet
and let you pull it.
I love you so much.
That's love right there!!
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Tellin you right now you don't stand a chance
This poem is gonna make you pee your pants
My sense of humor is prominent
Compared to these other fools I'm dominant
To get chicks they need chloroform
Well call me out of the norm
Grandma's and Warm
That's how I like my cookies
I'm a pro playin with the rookies
Fist pumpin with the best like snookies
You're a sight for sore eyes
A heavenly blessed beauty, it's long over do
Seems like all these chicks have thunder thighs
But you're cute, hopefully you think I am too
If we got to getha we'd be hotter than a fever from the flu
My knowledge goes deep like Jorge Posada
This poem may be cheesy like an enchilada
But I'll go yadda yadda yadda
Maybe even buy you Prada
Til the clothes you have on equal nada
Hey now, I'm gettin too far down the track
To start off just send a message back
Serious like a heart attack
Maybe you can help me improve my poetry nack
HAHAHAHA!!!
Damn, why the hate on thunder thighs? It's too bad we can't be friends now :P0 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll f**k you with a rake.
:laugh:0 -
Kind of off topic, but I went to an art gallery opening recently and had someone tell me that he has spent the last four years of his life creating "a line of unique, interchangeable book covers for his series of experimental poetry." Who knew that poetry could be experimental? Or that it needed book covers...interchangeably?
I knew that poetry could be experimental. Then again, I almost exclusively read poetry.0 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
And some don't
*Standing ovation*0 -
Work sucks a*s.
My pay is to small.
So I'm filling my time
with an MFP trawl.
I should really run tests
and evaluate data.
But instead I read threads
full of banter and chatter. 0 -
Tellin you right now you don't stand a chance
This poem is gonna make you pee your pants
My sense of humor is prominent
Compared to these other fools I'm dominant
To get chicks they need chloroform
Well call me out of the norm
Grandma's and Warm
That's how I like my cookies
I'm a pro playin with the rookies
Fist pumpin with the best like snookies
You're a sight for sore eyes
A heavenly blessed beauty, it's long over do
Seems like all these chicks have thunder thighs
But you're cute, hopefully you think I am too
If we got to getha we'd be hotter than a fever from the flu
My knowledge goes deep like Jorge Posada
This poem may be cheesy like an enchilada
But I'll go yadda yadda yadda
Maybe even buy you Prada
Til the clothes you have on equal nada
Hey now, I'm gettin too far down the track
To start off just send a message back
Serious like a heart attack
Maybe you can help me improve my poetry nack
I must say, I love the line break after "Grandma's and warm". Talking about getting chick and then breaking the line there--I didn't know quite what to expect. Or I thought I knew what was coming next, and it made me throw up a little.0 -
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And so are my balls
You know what to do.
I just spit coffee all over my desk...thanks.
I don't always spit, but when I do, I spit coffee..
:drinker: :laugh:0 -
Tellin you right now you don't stand a chance
This poem is gonna make you pee your pants
My sense of humor is prominent
Compared to these other fools I'm dominant
To get chicks they need chloroform
Well call me out of the norm
Grandma's and Warm
That's how I like my cookies
I'm a pro playin with the rookies
Fist pumpin with the best like snookies
You're a sight for sore eyes
A heavenly blessed beauty, it's long over do
Seems like all these chicks have thunder thighs
But you're cute, hopefully you think I am too
If we got to getha we'd be hotter than a fever from the flu
My knowledge goes deep like Jorge Posada
This poem may be cheesy like an enchilada
But I'll go yadda yadda yadda
Maybe even buy you Prada
Til the clothes you have on equal nada
Hey now, I'm gettin too far down the track
To start off just send a message back
Serious like a heart attack
Maybe you can help me improve my poetry nack
best. ever.
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The person above,
What is it you find sexy?
Would you smash or pass?0 -
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hmmmmm....
how 'bout that?
you know?
dude?0 -
I came
I saw
I MFP'D0 -
:laugh:The person above,
What is it you find sexy?
Would you smash or pass?0 -
MFP is the place for me
when I'm bored and idle at work
I'm just a message board *kitten* and a profile creep
so I hope no one thinks I'm a jerk
I don't need to lose weight--I'm as thin as a rail
in fact a really should gain
I exercise 40 minutes a day
to manage my fibromyalgia pain
I run and skate and do yoga a lot
I eat veggies, chicken and fish
to be a toned badass and run 5k
is my most fervent wish
with diodelcibo for my eyes
and jacwhite and Taunto for laughs
MFP helps me get through my day
as I sit on my sarcastic *kitten*0 -
MFP is the place for me
when I'm bored and idle at work
I'm just a message board *kitten* and a profile creep
so I hope no one thinks I'm a jerk
I don't need to lose weight--I'm as thin as a rail
in fact a really should gain
I exercise 40 minutes a day
to manage my fibromyalgia pain
I run and skate and do yoga a lot
I eat veggies, chicken and fish
to be a toned badass and run 5k
is my most fervent wish
with diodelcibo for my eyes
and jacwhite and Taunto for laughs
MFP helps me get through my day
as I sit on my sarcastic *kitten*
bravo! bravo!
a poem that doesn't make me say "oh no!"
MFP is always the place for me
hold that thought--i gotta pee.
toodles!0 -
Tell her
If she comes to bring along
a firefly, maybe a star
As this heart o mine
Like my soul
is dark0
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