Singles report here

I never understand why pretty women are single. Just pluck one of the poor saps you friend zoned for some nonsense reason out of there and give him a shot.

It's not that simple. I have dated all types of men. I even went through a period of time where I promised myself I would accept a date from anyone who asked just to broaden my dating horizons... that didn't end up so well. I was taken on a date to sell a gun, a date to sell drugs, a date where the guy licked a drop of sweat off my neck, a date where a guy drove me and dropped me off in the middle of nowhere with no phone and no money and no idea how to get home, a date where a guy popped my hip out of place, a date with a self-admitted chubby-chaser (dispite what you may think this is not something that a lady wants to hear) and a whole multitude of terrible dates... I have also dated guys who were friends and it didn't work out either. Now I admit, I don't HAVE to be single but I would rather nip it in the butt the first 2 weeks then draw it out with someone I don't see it going anywhere with just so I wouldn't have to be alone. That would be rather unfair to all people involved.

r u serious, wow!

... I'm glad you feel comfortable sharing this with us but I believe the actual question of this forum is; Are you single?

So that's it? I thought there was a date or something that I got out of this...