Bikini Shape Calculator...

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  • Posts: 4,078 Member
    Well that was depressing.
  • Posts: 722

    you are so right. :)

    it's kind of like participation trophies!
    :wink:
  • Posts: 673 Member
    It didnt hurt my feelings. I'm top heavy, go figure.
  • Posts: 663 Member
    Apparently I have an hourglass figure. Ehhh nahh
  • Posts: 1,326 Member
    Hourglass! I've always been an hourglass, bigger or smaller. Apparently if there is 10 inches between your waist measurement and your hips/boobs that makes you one.... All of my bikinis are the ones they suggested, if only we ever got the weather for a beach here!
  • Posts: 1,425 Member
    I'm already knew I was an hourglass & the calculator agrees, but I'm not traditional one.I am a high hip hourglass (also called spoon or figure 8) I gain weight around my high hips are, in my lower belly & love handles the most. Upper arms & upper thighs come next. Mid thigh down, my legs are pretty thin. And I don't gain much in my natural waist. I lose in my natural waist first. I have a smaller bust, but my shoulders & hips are proportional I feel & I go in at the waist. I have no booty either.
  • Posts: 227 Member
    Well that was depressing.

    Exactly... I need to now post for a support group.
  • Posts: 167 Member
    I'm a Rectangle! :-(
  • Posts: 550 Member
    top heavy..
  • Posts: 1,425 Member

    nods

    there's a concrete definition for "hourglass" and very few women (even those whom are curvy and might look "hourglass" actually meet the criteria.

    however, in the new spirit of vanity sizing and lets make everyone feel better about themselves certain types like "pear" and "apple" are no longer used as much (as they now have negative connotation -not sure why as pears are freaking gorgeous and ultra feminine-) and just about everyone is now an "hourglass" according to most calculators.

    So what is the criteria actually? Because if I dont meet it. I am an undefined shaped then :P That is if the only options are straight, apple, pear & hourglass. Because I certainly don't fit the straight, apple, or pear shapes at all lol
  • Posts: 87 Member
    bump for when I have time
  • Posts: 722

    So what is the criteria actually? Because if I dont meet it. I am an undefined shaped then :P That is if the only options are straight, apple, pear & hourglass. Because I certainly don't fit the straight, apple, or pear shapes at all lol

    criteria:
    bust must be 10 inches or more larger than waist
    hips must be 10 inches or more larger than waist

    bust and hips must be fairly close in measurement.

    to me you are straight with curves! straight doesn't actually mean straight!
  • Posts: 1,326 Member

    So what is the criteria actually? Because if I dont meet it. I am an undefined shaped then :P That is if the only options are straight, apple, pear & hourglass. Because I certainly don't fit the straight, apple, or pear shapes at all lol

    Technically you're supposed to have a 10 inch difference between your waist and hip/boobs measurements to be an hourglass. For example, 34/24/34.....

    I would say you're more a rectangle - your hips and shoulders are the same width apart but you don't have a large bust or a very tiny waist, although you're fairly small all over
  • Posts: 1,219 Member
    Tried it but I already knew I am hour glass shaped. Triangle or halters work best for me and I have never wore a full piece in my whole life.

    Really am hour glass:

    bust: 36
    waist: 25
    hips: 35
  • Posts: 1,394 Member
    I got rectangle.....i have to admit, its actually funny but we will see once the weight comes off.
  • Posts: 739 Member
    I'm a pair. No push up bras here. I also love high rise bikini bottoms I find they make my legs look longer!
  • Posts: 8,927 Member
    hmmm, mine said hourglass also. I suspect people on here will disagree with this calculator. I am at least pear (a very small, slight pear). My waist is 23 inches, so it stems from there.
  • Posts: 2,827 Member

    it's kind of like participation trophies!
    :wink:

    Precisely. We all win! ;D
  • No bikini for me lol. I got Pear shape.
  • Posts: 8,927 Member

    thank you!

    It's Bravissimo (clothing designed for booby girls)

    I agree, nice photo!
  • Posts: 722
    hmmm, mine said hourglass also. I suspect people on here will disagree with this calculator. I am at least pear (a very small, slight pear). My waist is 23 inches, so it stems from there.


    yes, it's already been dissed!
    you know me too well!
    :laugh:
  • Posts: 369 Member
    The hourglass bikinis are ugly :(
  • Posts: 811 Member
    Hah, said I'm a rectangle and that is so far from the truth - anyone who knows me will attest to that. FAIL
  • Posts: 722

    I agree, nice photo!

    thank you very much
  • Posts: 16 Member
    Rectangle! haha :(
  • Posts: 722
    The hourglass bikinis are ugly :(

    i did not even look.
    The whole "everyone is an Hourglass" theory makes me seriously question their fashion advice!
  • Posts: 722

    Precisely. We all win! ;D

    I'm not really sure how that helps anyone!
  • Posts: 2
    Pretty neat! Thanks for sharing.
    I'm a pear and must say, I really like there swimwear selections for that shape.
  • Posts: 1,062 Member
    Hmm so now I'm an hourglass? I consider myself a pear.
  • Posts: 8,927 Member


    yes, it's already been dissed!
    you know me too well!
    :laugh:

    :smile:
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