MFP is like a gay bar

NormInv
NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
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You go to the body building forum and its like 99% muscular guys. And MFP is like 80% women, many of them are good looking and, this is key, trusting. So its like MFP is the yoga class where all the organic food eating, politically correct, men come to meet women, who deem them harmless enough to allow them on their friends list. Kind of like being a straight man in a gay bar – get close to any unsuspecting woman in attendance.

This analysis was brought to you by Shake Weights and Pulsating Belts for a slimmer waistline.
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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Wut?
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    I like gay guys. I just read that the National Institute of Health is spending $1.5 million dollars on trying to figure out why three quarters of lesbians are considered overweight, and why gay males aren’t.

    This has nothing to do with anything, except that if you are in granola crunchy yoga class pretending to be gay, you better not be fat.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Wut?

    i think he just called you gay.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Wut?

    i think he just called you gay.

    But, I sleep with all the women on my friends list, so that can't be true???
  • wnbrice
    wnbrice Posts: 244 Member
    Dude, dudes are very visual, gay or not.

    So if you are looking for dudes as a dude, you want the best looking dudes. Hell I take it as one of the greatest compliments to get hit on by gay dudes. Looking forward to having the physique for it.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Hmmmm....I'm the girl that will hit on guys at a gay bar. What does that say about me on MFP? Lol












    Of course, it's because I was playing wing woman for a gay friend, but still....
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    Dude, dudes are very visual, gay or not.

    So if you are looking for dudes as a dude, you want the best looking dudes. Hell I take it as one of the greatest compliments to get hit on by gay dudes. Looking forward to having the physique for it.

    totally LOL. They should have paid you 1.5M for that.

    If I were a lesbian I would be a lipstick lesbian. So would my GF.
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    You go to the body building forum and its like 99% muscular guys. And MFP is like 80% women, many of them are good looking and, this is key, trusting. So its like MFP is the yoga class where all the organic food eating, politically correct, men come to meet women, who deem them harmless enough to allow them on their friends list. Kind of like being a straight man in a gay bar – get close to any unsuspecting woman in attendance.

    This analysis was brought to you by Shake Weights and Pulsating Belts for a slimmer waistline.

    Where is this body building forum you speak of and do you have to lift to join?
  • xF7x
    xF7x Posts: 143
    Oh my.... I need to know this answer for so long.....

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  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
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  • AmandaW01
    AmandaW01 Posts: 138
    I like gay guys. I just read that the National Institute of Health is spending $1.5 million dollars on trying to figure out why three quarters of lesbians are considered overweight, and why gay males aren’t.

    This has nothing to do with anything, except that if you are in granola crunchy yoga class pretending to be gay, you better not be fat.

    My cousin is the cutest gay guy ever, as is his incredibly hot boyfriend and the rest of his friends - they all spend half their life in the gym and look like models from Men's Health! I'm not sure they need to spend 1.5 million though! lol
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
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  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    Ohhhh I get it... from Shake Weights... because it's like that South Park episode. Right?

    Also, just because a guy is ghei doesn't waive all potential creeper-ness. Don't get me wrong, I love me some gay men (some might even call me a f@g-hag), but they can be just as d0uchey as straight ones. They are still men, after all! :tongue:
  • toomuchbootyindapants
    toomuchbootyindapants Posts: 811 Member
    I had the most fun at gay bars. No wonder I love MFP.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    i have nothing clever to say.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    ummmmmmm, i have no idea what the OP is talking about. lol
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    i have nothing clever to say.

    Me neither. But I'll quote you because what you said is more clever than anything I had.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    You go to the body building forum and its like 99% muscular guys. And MFP is like 80% women, many of them are good looking and, this is key, trusting. So its like MFP is the yoga class where all the organic food eating, politically correct, men come to meet women, who deem them harmless enough to allow them on their friends list. Kind of like being a straight man in a gay bar – get close to any unsuspecting woman in attendance.

    This analysis was brought to you by Shake Weights and Pulsating Belts for a slimmer waistline.

    I'm waiting for the bad part?
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    ummmmmmm, i have no idea what the OP is talking about. lol

    ^^ Yea, me too. I got nothing.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    ^^
    Me, reading the OP.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    I woke up with a splitting headache and a vague memory of the events of last night.
    I took a leak and it took 53 seconds to drain the lizard.
    I opened a beer and came to MFP and wrote down something.
    Then I had a coffee and then I took a shower.
    When I came back to MFP, I saw that I did this.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    ummmmmmm, i have no idea what the OP is talking about. lol

    ^^ Yea, me too. I got nothing.

    I think OP wants to bang someone on his friends list and the person said no.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    ummmmmmm, i have no idea what the OP is talking about. lol

    ^^ Yea, me too. I got nothing.

    I think OP wants to bang someone on his friends list and the person said no.

    baby, you wanna change that for me?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I woke up with a splitting headache and a vague memory of the events of last night.
    I took a leak and it took 53 seconds to drain the lizard.
    I opened a beer and came to MFP and wrote down something.
    Then I had a coffee and then I took a shower.
    When I came back to MFP, I saw that I did this.

    HEHEHEHE

    OMG SO FUNNAYYYYY
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    I woke up with a splitting headache and a vague memory of the events of last night.
    I took a leak and it took 53 seconds to drain the lizard.
    I opened a beer and came to MFP and wrote down something.
    Then I had a coffee and then I took a shower.
    When I came back to MFP, I saw that I did this.

    HEHEHEHE

    OMG SO FUNNAYYYYY

    Come on man...dont be like that
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I'm just here for the gif giving.

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  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    GODDAMNIT.

    Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    GODDAMNIT.

    Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day.

    What song is this?!

    I WANNA KNOW!!
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