Ridiculous reasons I add someone

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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    If they have a job and work for a living!!!

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    :laugh: Perfect gif!

    One threads, two threads, this makes three. It's both amusing and saddening.

    Someone needs attention.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    They send me a FR and say something reasonably nice in it

    You're kind of a slut like that..

    I prefer the term "man w****" but yea, you're right . . .
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    If they out-nerd me. Then I'm beholden to friend them to defend my precious held geekdom.

    pi, rubik's cubes, d&d, e=mc^2....um...other smart things...

    That's math smart. Outnerds me! Also intimidates me.:frown:

    I don't know. Pokemon? Bah, I give up. That's all I got. :tongue:
  • emblu
    emblu Posts: 272 Member
    ermm i'll friend anyone i'm just that kinda gal x :laugh:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I almost never send or accept friend requests, because I'm a ****ing weirdo like that. :flowerforyou:
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I almost never send or accept friend requests, because I'm a ****ing weirdo like that. :flowerforyou:

    I waited for you, and was rewarded with my patience...best day ever when you suddenly appeared on my feed...i will remember it always.:heart:
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    - Boobs.

    Whats yours?
    Doood, you took my answer
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I almost never send or accept friend requests, because I'm a ****ing weirdo like that. :flowerforyou:

    I waited for you, and was rewarded with my patience...best day ever when you suddenly appeared on my feed...i will remember it always.:heart:

    I'm still a weirdo. Mostly harmless, though.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    If they have a job and work for a living!!!

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    I pay for my gym membership with food stamps.

    I drive a beat up honda to the gym.

    I will sit in the passenger seat :laugh:
    Then don't try to holla at me! Scrub.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Psh.

    Who needs friends?
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    If they have a job and work for a living!!!

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    I pay for my gym membership with food stamps.


    I drive a beat up honda to the gym.

    Win

    Before taking my Dodge to the gym I take my son to his occupational therapy where we don't pay a co-pay because he qualifies for SSI-medicaid due to his disability. Yes we are the lazy no good people that you are warned about.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    If they have a job and work for a living!!!

    FGxOgHq.gif

    I pay for my gym membership with food stamps.

    I drive a beat up honda to the gym.

    I will sit in the passenger seat :laugh:
    Then don't try to holla at me! Scrub.

    Damn! Sorry, the window wouldn't roll down in that beat up Honda I was riding in!!
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    If they have a job and work for a living!!!

    FGxOgHq.gif

    I pay for my gym membership with food stamps.

    I drive a beat up honda to the gym.

    I will sit in the passenger seat :laugh:
    Then don't try to holla at me! Scrub.

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  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    Cuz I have boobs...










    Wait. What?
  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
    If they have hot shirtless profile pics
  • StarsWithLove
    StarsWithLove Posts: 8
    Because you're hot and I like staring at you (hell, I don't know. I suck at these!)
  • migueltavares
    migueltavares Posts: 122
    My dog adds all my friends.
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    So I can delete them.

    Some of them. I keep like minded people who spell correctly, use good grammar and have a dry sense of humour.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Because we banged so many times on the other threads that it would just be wrong not to be friends!!
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    They initiate the friend request. That's about all it takes.
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    If they send me a friend request. Yeah, I'm easy lol
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    Personality, humor, crazy, or sexy. 3 out of 4 or I slam the door. Ohh yeah, no whining.
  • 7opoundsin16weeks
    7opoundsin16weeks Posts: 211 Member
    to have as many fitness pals as possible
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    the real reason is that I have a math fetish.
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    Because they credited my PayPal account.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    - Boobs.

    Whats yours?

    that's ridiculous!

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  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    If they have a deadlift pic in profile
  • Michelle81285
    Michelle81285 Posts: 107
    All about the sarcasm!!!
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I only add insane people, or jerks. Both is preferable.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    All about the sarcasm!!!

    a.k.a foreplay!

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