Farting... Gross, or Hilarious???

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  • MinnesotaManimal
    MinnesotaManimal Posts: 642 Member
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    14 times a day?! That seems really high...


    I thought it seemed really low......
  • JusticeGirl25
    JusticeGirl25 Posts: 703 Member
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    I"m the gassiest one in the house...I think it is funny as.....fudge. Lean over and let it rip. hahahhahahahaha

    Even my youngest tries to fart on me. Such a fun game.

    plus if I hold it in I could blow up. Can't have that happen now, can we?

    I'd love to hang out with your family LOL
  • jez4ever
    jez4ever Posts: 190 Member
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    Dudes...funny, Chica's...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • GymBeast2
    GymBeast2 Posts: 81
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    Dudes...funny, Chica's...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




    LAME!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Working out like a machine causes me to have really bassy flatulence afterwards. Sometimes the wife ROFL's and somtimes she goes apesh!t. Typical, of a moody female I suppose... How do you feel about farts... I know, a-typical question... Sry.

    Bassy flatulence, really?

    It isn't music.

    I think you read that wrong.. Bassy..

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  • 1yoyoKAT
    1yoyoKAT Posts: 206 Member
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    Always hilarious. Especially when someone lets one and acts like nothing happened. LOL. Yeah, I'm 55 and still not over the hilarity. Just thinking about them now makes me laugh. :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Women don't fart...


    Thank you for restoring my faith.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Women don't fart...

    but... i was told this equipment was my original....
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
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    My farts don't smell ;)
    Of course they don't smell.. They're just farts... Us humans on the other hand do smell, and I bet your farts smell like babies...
  • tallpixels
    tallpixels Posts: 18
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    Gross. I wish people would keep their bodily functions to themselves.
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
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    Women don't fart...


    Thank you for restoring my faith.



    You're welcome :flowerforyou:
  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 706 Member
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    So I just farted since I have never done that before.....do farts have lumps?
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,094 Member
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    my dog is afraid of her farts, one time she farted, got scared, ran face first into my husband desk with such force it knocked over the monitors and knocked into the couch and knocked my laundry on the floor....

    that was hilarious... i almost peed.

    but mostly farts are just a part of living, so meh...
  • biscuitwelsh
    biscuitwelsh Posts: 86 Member
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    Funnist in elevators, revolving doors or at funerals
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
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    something natural that happens, neither gross nor hilarious
  • totallydevious
    totallydevious Posts: 309 Member
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    Personally, I think it is funny when I do it or someone else does it. :laugh: But you want to talk about stink! My aunt's cat can clear a room when he farts, I mean, like you don't here it so you don't expect it or anything but all of a sudden, it just stinks so bad!
  • bathony
    bathony Posts: 51
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    my dog is afraid of her farts, one time she farted, got scared, ran face first into my husband desk with such force it knocked over the monitors and knocked into the couch and knocked my laundry on the floor....

    that was hilarious... i almost peed.

    but mostly farts are just a part of living, so meh...

    ROFL!!!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    Hilarious when I do it, gross when you do.

    this for me too. i enjoy giving but hate the receving. but its part of life o well
  • WannaDizzolve
    WannaDizzolve Posts: 270 Member
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    Gross. I wish people would keep their bodily functions to themselves.

    i agree. it's boorish, shows a lack of breeding and consideration for the other person.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Dudes...funny, Chica's...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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