Loose Weight Fast

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  • DesireeAshley90
    DesireeAshley90 Posts: 137 Member
    Atkin's diet MOST DEFINITELY. Cutting out carbs entirely. I hate that diet, but you lose about a pound a day.
  • Angel03744
    Angel03744 Posts: 74 Member
    Why bother? You're going to look like crap, feel like crap, and gain all the weight back the minute you stop doing whichever gawd awful crash diet you select. I bet you end up weighing more than when you started.

    Come back and ask for help when you're ready to do something responsible and sustainable. I'm not here to help people hurt themselves.
    :smile:
    I could not agree more!
  • SashaMegan
    SashaMegan Posts: 110 Member
    Donate blood, take a dump, cut off an arm, wear plastic bags under your clothing, spend 19 hours in a sauna, eat a box of exlax. All ways to lose weight fast. None of em healthy, but you said you didn't care right?

    eta - OK donating blood isn't unhealthy per se, but it won't get you nearly as much weight loss as the arm removal.

    Awesome advice is awesome. :bigsmile:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    I don't care how "unhealthy" and "bad" it is but i want advice on how to loose a lot of weight fast. Obviously i want to be able to still eat on a daily basis. Suggestions for the ultimate weight loss?

    If you don't care about hurting yourself, I guess just fast for a few weeks and see where that gets ya. Of course the caveat is when you lose fast, you gain it back even faster, since your metabolism will grind to a screeching halt to prevent death. But I don't suppose you would care about that either?
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Some of you are so cruel. They asked a simple question and if they don't want to be healthy about it that's their choice. Don't get mad at them for it. You don't know their reasoning. Maybe they've been trying to lose weight and they are a couple of pounds off for a weigh in they have to pass (that's my reasoning).

    Anyway, I don't really have anything for you, but I remember when I first joined the military, my recruiter told me to go on this soup diet for a few days to a week to drop some pounds. I didn't do it; I lost it the old fashioned way with a lot more time. And then there is that lemonade/cayenne pepper thing...Look into those if you'd like.

    Why is it cruel to not want to encourage or assist someone in self-destructive behavior?

    Mean people suck! Next time someone comes on the boards asking how the proper techniques for self-mutilation, you should Google it for them! Same thing goes for starvation and correct baby-shaking techniques.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    Your ticker says you only need to lose about 8-9 lbs-- is that right? Why the rush?

    Her sorority is having a beach party with a bunch of cute guys in three weeks! Duh.

    That sounds like the truth of it.

    We have four seasons at MFP. New Years Resolution season, Spring Break season, Summer Vacation season, and Holiday season.
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    Some of you are so cruel. They asked a simple question and if they don't want to be healthy about it that's their choice. Don't get mad at them for it. You don't know their reasoning. Maybe they've been trying to lose weight and they are a couple of pounds off for a weigh in they have to pass (that's my reasoning).

    Anyway, I don't really have anything for you, but I remember when I first joined the military, my recruiter told me to go on this soup diet for a few days to a week to drop some pounds. I didn't do it; I lost it the old fashioned way with a lot more time. And then there is that lemonade/cayenne pepper thing...Look into those if you'd like.

    Why is it cruel to not want to encourage or assist someone in self-destructive behavior?

    Mean people suck! Next time someone comes on the boards asking how the proper techniques for self-mutilation, you should Google it for them! Same thing goes for starvation and correct baby-shaking techniques.

    :angry: :laugh:
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Your ticker says you only need to lose about 8-9 lbs-- is that right? Why the rush?

    Her sorority is having a beach party with a bunch of cute guys in three weeks! Duh.

    That sounds like the truth of it.

    We have four seasons at MFP. New Years Resolution season, Spring Break season, Summer Vacation season, and Holiday season.

    Throw in the occasional "I have to fit into my wedding dress so I need to lose 60 pounds in 2 months", and High school reunions. :bigsmile:
  • ctinawilson
    ctinawilson Posts: 127 Member
    Donate blood, take a dump, cut off an arm, wear plastic bags under your clothing, spend 19 hours in a sauna, eat a box of exlax. All ways to lose weight fast. None of em healthy, but you said you didn't care right?

    eta - OK donating blood isn't unhealthy per se, but it won't get you nearly as much weight loss as the arm removal.

    Great reply :drinker:
  • TheNewDodge
    TheNewDodge Posts: 607 Member
    Tight weight slow
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Atkin's diet MOST DEFINITELY. Cutting out carbs entirely. I hate that diet, but you lose about a pound a day.


    Sure, you'll lose water weight. Then it comes back.


    Oh, and...

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  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    The site is MyFITNESSPal.com, NOT MyThinnessPal.com.
  • ami5000psu
    ami5000psu Posts: 391 Member
    Can anyone sell me a tape worm?
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
    breast reduction.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Can anyone sell me a tape worm?


    you shouldn't have asked. LOL

    http://www.tapewormeggs.com/
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
    oh yeah and it's lose*

    loose weight would be handy for your situation though
  • ami5000psu
    ami5000psu Posts: 391 Member
    Can anyone sell me a tape worm?


    you shouldn't have asked. LOL

    http://www.tapewormeggs.com/

    :noway:
  • shred_me_up
    shred_me_up Posts: 267 Member
    1) "lose"

    2) DON'T DO THIS. anything you lose will come right back and you will be bigger than ever. Why so impatient?

    3) 20% off of your TDEE, weight lifting and consistency will give you the best possible results.
  • shred_me_up
    shred_me_up Posts: 267 Member
    1) "lose"

    2) DON'T DO THIS. anything you lose will come right back and you will be bigger than ever. Why so impatient?

    3) 20% off of your TDEE, weight lifting and consistency will give you the best possible results.
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
    liposuction... that's gotta be the quickest way? or both you could get a breast reduction and liposuction you'd definately lose alot of weight quickly then
  • iecreamheadaches
    iecreamheadaches Posts: 441 Member
    If you want to lose weight fast, I don't think this is the site for you. I'm all about motivating and supporting fellow MFPers, but this is just ridiculous.

    You didn't gain the weight overnight, you aren't going to lose it overnight. It takes making a lifestyle change for the better by eating cleaning, working out and never giving up. You want to lose the weight, get off your lazy *kitten* and do something about it. Not a stupid crash diet that, yeah may work, but once you stop you will gain every last ounce you lost right back. It's been proven time and time again that fad diets don't work.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    liposuction... that's gotta be the quickest way? or both you could get a breast reduction and liposuction you'd definately lose alot of weight quickly then

    With lipo you have to wear a compression garment for 8 weeks after though, so if they're wanting to be bikini ready in two weeks or something that wouldn't work. :smile:
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
    i'm guessing it's this thread causing the site to go crazy lol
  • iecreamheadaches
    iecreamheadaches Posts: 441 Member
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    you win best post on this thread. way to bring the troll.
  • dkutnyak
    dkutnyak Posts: 13
    Green smoothies, raw and/or plant based diet.....youngandraw.com
  • grinner30
    grinner30 Posts: 122 Member
    loosing weight fast = your will gain it and more back faster.
  • FireEngineRedHead
    FireEngineRedHead Posts: 281 Member
    1) "lose"

    2) DON'T DO THIS. anything you lose will come right back and you will be bigger than ever. Why so impatient?

    3) 20% off of your TDEE, weight lifting and consistency will give you the best possible results.

    #1
  • lorcart
    lorcart Posts: 406 Member
    Well, if you lose it fast enough it's sure to be loose. GOAL!

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