Your answer BEFORE you opened it.

DawnVanSlim
DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
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Post the title of an active thread and then your first thought before you even opened the thread to find out what it was about.

Ready, go..

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Already did on my wall
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    my cat scratched my baby

    I thought it was some weirdly incestual stuff that needed to be reported to the police.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Things that make you scratch your head.

    I thought it would be a discussion of dandruff, dermatitis and other scalp disorders
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Are you a goal scooter? My first thought was wtf is a goal scooter? I still don't know :/
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Are you a goal scooter? My first thought was wtf is a goal scooter? I still don't know :/

    Like the boot scooting boogie?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    "The kiss of death.... Part 14"

    Maybe the lethal kiss is coming in Part 15?
  • LoggingForLife
    LoggingForLife Posts: 504 Member
    "My cat scratched my baby" was above "things that make you scratch your head" for a while this morning
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    This is funny, because all of them that you have mentioned I have read and thought.. WTF?? But never opened them to see what was in them... haha.. now you guys have me curious, I may have to go see what a "goal scooter" is and what "things that make you scratch your head" or why "my cat scratched my baby"... hahaha...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Sugar: Fruit vs. Junk

    Can I just put the fruit on his junk? Why does it have to be a competition all the time?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Sugar: Fruit vs. Junk

    Is this like comparing bananas to sausages?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Sugar: Fruit vs. Junk

    Can I just put the fruit on his junk? Why does it have to be a competition all the time?

    DVS...you know you can put the fruit on me..and lick it off...WOOHOO
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Low-Cal Snack Ideas??

    Ummm , Water?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Squats Make You Fat


    At least they don't make you fart.
  • LoggingForLife
    LoggingForLife Posts: 504 Member
    I just started insanity!! Has this worked for anyone? - Often, as a criminal defense.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I just started insanity!! Has this worked for anyone? - Often, as a criminal defense.

    LMAO
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Another poop thread

    You should really chew your spaghetti instead of swallowing it whole
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Your answer BEFORE you opened it.

    I thought it was going to be an attempt at drawing out shallow women and finding out whether or not the size of their engagement ring swayed their answer... like "oh, I was going to say no, but then I opened the box and it was like 3.5 carats!"
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Boring when u do it all by yourself

    Well I thought maybe it was about making waffles :laugh:
  • Schmelvie
    Schmelvie Posts: 233 Member
    "Blaming TOM (please stop)"

    Tom is a good guy, so I agree, leave him alone.
  • dezcast
    dezcast Posts: 429 Member
    Whats inside your.... I was already thinking wish it was **** but then I opened it and well my nightstand.... a bit disapointed but none the less I answered whats in it haha Guess I better go open my nightstand now :devil:
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    "Hair on a women's head Yay or Nay?"

    im still debating that. Do i want my hair or no????

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