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HOUSTON,TEXAS

MAYONNAISESANDWICH
MAYONNAISESANDWICH Posts: 33
edited January 19 in Introduce Yourself
Hello, I am from Houston Texas. I am cool. I do not discriminate. I do not have a religion. I am a sandwich...made of mayonaisse. Miracle-Whip is a *kitten* creation and I will have no part in that life!! Please add me so I can lose some poundage! P.S. Death to Miracle Whip
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  • tatd_820
    tatd_820 Posts: 573 Member
    LMAO! Love this post. I'm from HOUSTON too! Whoop Whoop! Well, Pasadena actually. And miracle whip...hells NO! Gotta have the Helman's! Where at in HTown are ya?
  • Jen9239
    Jen9239 Posts: 70 Member
    I'm from Houston and I have to admit I LOVE MIRACLE WHIP but have traded it in for mustard :)
  • MAYONNAISESANDWICH
    MAYONNAISESANDWICH Posts: 33
    Mustard is an okay people, I accept them as an equal.
  • cam3502
    cam3502 Posts: 12
    I'm in North Houston... please don't shoot me but I don't like either one! I'm a mustard kind of girl... :)
  • rlovertonjr
    rlovertonjr Posts: 8
    Well not from Houston but close enough in Tomball, make it Jack Daniels Honey Dijon Mustard and you got a deal..
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
    She so sad that shes killing you


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  • MAYONNAISESANDWICH
    MAYONNAISESANDWICH Posts: 33
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  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Houston here, actually Clear Lake City. Mayo ROCKS!
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Interesting...
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Interesting...

    Don't lie....
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    The majority of the people who have responded:


    "I'm in Houston. And by Houston I mean a city that's not called Houston."


    HAI GUIZE. I'M FROM DALLAS, AND BY DALLAS I MEAN MONTANA.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Interesting...

    Don't lie....
    Would bang
  • socrates02
    socrates02 Posts: 143 Member
    that is the funny thing i have seen all day:laugh:
  • socrates02
    socrates02 Posts: 143 Member
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  • PamelaGatorMom
    PamelaGatorMom Posts: 348 Member
    I'm from Houston...well just south of it any ways :laugh:
    I too :heart: MAYO!!
  • MAYONNAISESANDWICH
    MAYONNAISESANDWICH Posts: 33
    Fat AMy's Face. GNarkill

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  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    I've been to Houston! That counts as being from there, right?
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Interesting...

    Don't lie....
    Would bang

    9/10
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    HAI GUIZE. I'M FROM DALLAS, AND BY DALLAS I MEAN MONTANA.

    you've used that line before...get a new dress.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Interesting...

    Don't lie....
    Would bang

    9/10
    ONS x 365
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    but, mayo is zingtastic!
  • angelzoya519
    angelzoya519 Posts: 80
    Originally from Ohio. But now in Channelview, TX. I love it here. And Give me my mustard or mayo!! Or I can go plain lol.
    Add me if u like. Always needing new friends from the area.
  • rainbowbow
    rainbowbow Posts: 7,490 Member
    Northwest houston here. :)
  • tattyto
    tattyto Posts: 6
    Hey,
    Is this scene from a movie? Or it is a video? I would like to see it. Could you, please let me know where I could check it?

    Thanks
  • fitforlife818
    fitforlife818 Posts: 12
    Ha-ha!! I'm from Texas too! Not living in Texas right now due to work. Love your post!
  • MAYONNAISESANDWICH
    MAYONNAISESANDWICH Posts: 33
    Hey,
    Is this scene from a movie? Or it is a video? I would like to see it. Could you, please let me know where I could check it?

    Thanks


    which one?
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
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  • MAYONNAISESANDWICH
    MAYONNAISESANDWICH Posts: 33
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    you're creepy dude. stop
  • Getyourshineon
    Getyourshineon Posts: 114
    Hilarious! I was born in Houston, have lived in Houston, go to Houston all the time! Currently live in a one lite town north of Houston and I LOVE Mayo!! I'll exercise more and give up chocolate just for being able to have Real Mayo on my burger!!

    Feel free to add me if you like!
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    My ex-husband ate Miracle Whip. :angry: Red flag!! I should have known!

    I lived in Houston for 15 years, all through school.

    :drinker:
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