Need to lose 20 lbs

MidwestAngel
MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
So I'm meeting up with a couple dreamy guys in 2 weeks and I need to lose about 20 lbs by then. I know I shouldn't have waited until the last second but this is where I am and have to work with the time I have. Any helpful advice would be greatly appreciated! :flowerforyou:
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  • littlebeardedlifter
    littlebeardedlifter Posts: 790 Member
    Best advice I can give you is to starve yourself and if you do eat finger down the throat works wonders
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Yall_niggas_dont_make_me_say_it.jpg
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Water, butter and ex-lax.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    9/10 Would bang
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
    You should try Rasberry Keytones. I heard the results are awesome.


    They may even help you reach your goal height. Hope this helps.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    You should try Rasberry Keytones. I heard the results are awesome.


    They may even help you reach your goal height. Hope this helps.
    Really? I kind of would like to be an inch or two taller. One of them is pretty tall.
  • GurleyGirl524
    GurleyGirl524 Posts: 578 Member
    20 pounds in 2 weeks!!! Cut off one of your limbs.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    You should try Rasberry Keytones. I heard the results are awesome.


    They may even help you reach your goal height. Hope this helps.

    best way according to the great and powerful oz is taking them rectally.
  • dedication6
    dedication6 Posts: 184 Member
    Keep dreaming.... even if you lose the 20 in two weeks you'll gain it all back just as quick. Aim for maybe 5 and if you meet the dreamy dudes they will like you for your personality or they're not worth your time!

    Good luck!
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
    You should try Rasberry Keytones. I heard the results are awesome.


    They may even help you reach your goal height. Hope this helps.

    best way according to the great and powerful oz is taking them rectally.

    See I did not know this. It actually makes it a little more appealing.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Water, butter and ex-lax.

    On quick glance I saw water and butt sex.

    Gotta wonder where my minds at right now. ;/
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    9/10 Would bang
    :grumble: :angry:
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    You should try Rasberry Keytones. I heard the results are awesome.


    They may even help you reach your goal height. Hope this helps.

    best way according to the great and powerful oz is taking them rectally.

    See I did not know this. It actually makes it a little more appealing.

    yes, OZ knows all...he might even know the winning powerball numbers!!!!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Dating make you gain weight





    Stay single.......or go directly into their bed to have wild s.e.x. that way you avoid food and booze.
  • Ivian_
    Ivian_ Posts: 276 Member
    Dating make you gain weight





    Stay single.......or go directly into their bed to have wild s.e.x. that way you avoid food and booze.

    TRUTH! /end thread
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Dating make you gain weight





    Stay single.......or go directly into their bed to have wild s.e.x. that way you avoid food and booze.

    TRUTH! /end thread
    I really like your second option here....may have to consider that.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    9/10 Would bang
    :grumble: :angry:

    Maybe if you lost the 20lbs and achived the thigh gap I'd give you a 10/10 would bang.
    20 pounds in 2 weeks!!! Cut off one of your limbs.

    or this, you could peg me with your stump, that'd get you a 10/10 would marry.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    We have mutual friends, so we should date and practice getting you ready.:blushing:
    I am a helper like that.:love::flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    We have mutual friends, so we should date and practice getting you ready.:blushing:
    I am a helper like that.:love::flowerforyou: :drinker:

    stop being creepy dad
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
    Dating make you gain weight





    Stay single.......or go directly into their bed to have wild s.e.x. that way you avoid food and booze.

    TRUTH! /end thread
    I really like your second option here....may have to consider that.

    But the more booze I have, the more the sex gets more wild. So torn. :/
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Water, butter and ex-lax.

    On quick glance I saw water and butt sex.

    Gotta wonder where my minds at right now. ;/

    I'm sure my picture didn't help that. :blushing:
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Water, butter and ex-lax.

    On quick glance I saw water and butt sex.

    Gotta wonder where my minds at right now. ;/

    I'm sure my picture didn't help that. :blushing:
    That is one AMAZING backside! :love:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Water, butter and ex-lax.

    On quick glance I saw water and butt sex.

    Gotta wonder where my minds at right now. ;/

    I'm sure my picture didn't help that. :blushing:
    That is one AMAZING backside! :love:

    Thank you! :heart: :flowerforyou:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    We have mutual friends, so we should date and practice getting you ready.:blushing:
    I am a helper like that.:love::flowerforyou: :drinker:

    stop being creepy dad

    Calm down son...I said date not get you a new mommy!!
    Oh and guess what daddy has in the box!
  • Trilby16
    Trilby16 Posts: 707 Member
    So I'm meeting up with a couple dreamy guys in 2 weeks and I need to lose about 20 lbs by then. I know I shouldn't have waited until the last second but this is where I am and have to work with the time I have. Any helpful advice would be greatly appreciated! :flowerforyou:

    Ooh! A man-man-lady threesome!
  • littlebeardedlifter
    littlebeardedlifter Posts: 790 Member
    Water, butter and ex-lax.

    On quick glance I saw water and butt sex.

    Gotta wonder where my minds at right now. ;/

    I'm sure my picture didn't help that. :blushing:
    That is one AMAZING backside! :love:

    Thank you! :heart: :flowerforyou:

    I second that. Amazing backside
  • spidey11186
    spidey11186 Posts: 141 Member
    20 lbs?? I really prefer you WITH your boobs. Don't cut them off :-(
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Water, butter and ex-lax.

    On quick glance I saw water and butt sex.

    Gotta wonder where my minds at right now. ;/

    I'm sure my picture didn't help that. :blushing:
    That is one AMAZING backside! :love:

    Thank you! :heart: :flowerforyou:

    I second that. Amazing backside

    Thank you!

    Okay, not a thread about my butt, this about losing 20 pounds. If we want a thread about my butt we can make one. I'm strike free and looking for a first.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    We have mutual friends, so we should date and practice getting you ready.:blushing:
    I am a helper like that.:love::flowerforyou: :drinker:

    stop being creepy dad

    Calm down son...I said date not get you a new mommy!!
    Oh and guess what daddy has in the box!

    I know we're close, dad. But I just asked her to peg my *kitten* with her stump. You really want my seconds?
  • sechadyl
    sechadyl Posts: 28 Member
    Low carb seems to work the fastest, eat lean meats and veggies with some healthy fats. I go low carb when I'm in a hurry to drop lbs, 4-7 lbs a week is what I usually drop, but I can't eat that way for longer than a few weeks.

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