A bunny you can trust or a bunny that will kill?

Do you have a holy hand grenade?

From Antioch?

As a child, I was taken to watch Watership Down at the cinema. Scared the s*it out of me, never liked bunnies since.

Get one of these. Aren't they just so adorable...

Sounds good. If, however, one of those proves to be too costly, I recommend this bunny:

I prefer chocolate bunnies. But not the hollow f***ers. Those are just disappointment.

YUP THATS THE ONE!

Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21:

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

True story - my kids had a couple of Belgium dwarf bunnies who used to team up and attack our Springer Spaniel. One would draw the dogs attention and the other would come in from the other side and bite the dog in the neck. This went on for a couple of months with the dog almost looking like she had PTSD. One day I came home and there was only one bunny in the back yard (the other was no longer breathing). I am guessing any jury would have let the dog off on a self defense claim.

Killer bunny. They are so misunderstood:(

One that kills. maybe you can train it to do your evil bidding. Sounds like a win to me!

I'm just here for the gifs.

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