The Worst Meal, That You Would Enjoy The Most

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  • mumtoonegirl
    mumtoonegirl Posts: 586 Member
    in Toronto a bar called Sneeky Dee's has the Kings Crown nachos.... when visiting friends or my sister my DH and I would split it. I swear it had at last 5000 calories in it.
  • lizzzylou
    lizzzylou Posts: 325
    This really makes me hungry

    Agreed! I know I need to avoid these threads b/c I get cravings like crazy but I never seem to be able too :)
  • kristendube
    kristendube Posts: 37
    Large McDonald's Coke (it has crack in it, I assure you) with ice

    i agree...lol
  • bermudamel
    bermudamel Posts: 212
    I'd make myself very sick eating all this but:

    volcano nachos from Margaritaville with extra cheese
    Sage fried chicken and waffles with extra bacon
    a bowl of my mother in laws mac and cheese, cuz she makes the best one I've ever had
    a carton of ben and jerry's cherry garcia over top a hot brownie and marshmallow topping
  • mrsfoster102613
    mrsfoster102613 Posts: 126 Member
    My Aunt's BBQ shrimp with a loaf of real New Orleans french bread. This may be the only thing I would break my gluten taboo for.

    This, BTW, is BBQ shrimp. There is no barbecuing involved in it's preparation.
    https://www.google.com/search?q=new+orleans+bbq+shrimp&hl=en&newwindow=1&client=ubuntu&hs=Nnx&channel=fs&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=cLpVUZzcOeXX0gHfw4G4Ag&sqi=2&ved=0CFIQsAQ&biw=1493&bih=937

    Followed by an Oreo milkshake from a 50's type diner where they give you the glass of milkshake and the metal cup that it was mixed in with the leftovers in it.

    I can pass on the milkshake, but I would love some New Orlean's style BBQ shrimp. One of my favorites when it's done right!
  • xXxHBICxXx
    xXxHBICxXx Posts: 370 Member
    ... One of everything you all said. And thanks for making me hungry :indifferent:
  • lilawolf
    lilawolf Posts: 1,690 Member
    Buffalo wild wings bbq boneless wings with red lobster cheddar biscuits with a pisco sour, chicken garlic pizza with a glass of wine, and a timber joey milkshake. Not sure I could actually finish all of this in one sitting but it woud be:

    5 wings, Calories: 510, Fat: 26g, Carbs: 13g, Protein: 19g
    1 biscuit Calories: 150, Fat: 8g, Carbs: 16g, Protein: 3g
    Pisco sour Calories: 326, Fat: 0g, Carbs: 29g, Protein: 1g
    1/4 large pizza: Calories: 725, Fat: 30g, Carbs: 68g, Protein: 40g
    8oz red wine Calories: 176, Fat: 0g, Carbs: 4g, Protein: 0g
    Timber Joey Regular Calories: 980, Fat: 40g, Carbs: 144g, Protein: 15g

    For a grand total of
    Calories: 2866, Fat: 104g, Carbs: 274g, Protein: 78g

    Yuck! I am always shocked at just how bad that shake is...
  • bekah818
    bekah818 Posts: 179 Member
    :tongue: :tongue: A bacon cheeseburger with sweet potatoe fries!!!!


    Or like 4 pizza slices!!
  • devan44
    devan44 Posts: 130
    A whole bucket of original recipe Kentucky Fried Chicken. If I'm going to be bad, this stuff is the worst. :-)

    Hell yeah! I love this stuff so very much! I'd have to have some beer to wash it down though. And some of the new mega stuffed oreos - yes I said mega and the are so amazingly delcious with a big cup of whole milk :heart: :heart:
  • aimee8905
    aimee8905 Posts: 3
    Omg. Velveeta macaroni and cheese and a plate of chicken wings.
  • alphal0b0
    alphal0b0 Posts: 125 Member
    A visit to my favorite Chinese Food Buffet would do nicely.

    First plate entirely devoted to just General Tso's Chicken with some white rice and perhaps one or two broccoli florets (just for color) :tongue:

    Second plate would entail some Sesame seed chicken again with some white rice.. (no broccoli .. it had it's chance at my presence on the first plate)

    Third plate would be mix and match as to not make the other type of foods jealous or unwanted :wink:

    Washed down with some pepto :laugh:
  • kebbie2012
    kebbie2012 Posts: 5 Member
    This post is food porn at its finest! Id have a bacon cheeseburger w/ everything but tomatoes. Extra mayo on the side for hot handcut salted fries. Triple thick chocolate shake. And a cob salad with extra dressing and bacon. And sweet tea. And pecan pie.

    Sometimes I really miss food.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    STUFFED pizza form Ginos east here in Chicago. I would max out 3 slices with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers mushrooms and onions!! and wash it down with 2 pitchers of beer!!!!!!!!!!! :bigsmile:
    It's like a 1000 calories a slice!!
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
    lol such small meals
  • lewcompton
    lewcompton Posts: 881 Member
    Death Row Final Curtain call for each meal that day...

    Breakfast: Captain Crunch with crunch berries and vanilla Quik; egg, chorizo, queso fresco, and hash brown mini chimichangas (3) with Dave's Private Reserve hot sauce; Eggs Benedict with hollandaise; 2 Belgian Waffles with real maple syrup and honey butter; 4 buttermilk biscuits with pork sausage gravy and 4 sausage patties; 16 ounce Porterhouse steak with 3 sunnyside up eggs served with 2 slices (4 triangles) white toast with butter; and bread pudding with bourbon caramel sauce.

    Lunch: new england style clam chowder with fried potato wedges; fried mozzarella sticks and chicken strips with marinara sauce and ranch dressing; 2 tacos dorados with lard refried beans, Monterey jack cheese, and Dave's Private Reserve hot sauce; empanada de pino with aji sauce; spaghetti with meatballs; ground chuck and veal hamburger on kaiser roll, bacon, Roquefort cheese, fried onion rings, garlic aioli sauce served with fried steak fries and ketchup; and Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

    Dinner: San Francisco style cioppino with Boudin bread bowl; my mom's duck terrine with aspic; fried calamari rings and shrimp with cocktail sauce; pesto coated gnocchi; Tournedos Rossini with Broglie sauce and twice baked potatoes with gruyere cheese and Black Forest ham; Beef Wellington with Yorkshire puddings and Madeira sauce; and my wife's cheesecake blondie with pistachio nut ice cream, butterscotch sauce and whipped cream.

    That's just me though... and why I got to 425 pounds.
  • LavenderBouquet
    LavenderBouquet Posts: 736 Member
    Big Mac combo with extra pickles, fries and ketchup, and a coke. Mmm..:love:
  • fitgal05
    fitgal05 Posts: 149
    Alcohol....lots of alcohol! just kidding

    I'd get the biggest plate of pasta filled with shrimp and veggies in a garlic wine sauce. I could probably have that now, but I want a huge service of it. Or just plain pasta with meatballs.
  • fitgal05
    fitgal05 Posts: 149
    Death Row Final Curtain call for each meal that day...

    Breakfast: Captain Crunch with crunch berries and vanilla Quik; egg, chorizo, queso fresco, and hash brown mini chimichangas (3) with Dave's Private Reserve hot sauce; Eggs Benedict with hollandaise; 2 Belgian Waffles with real maple syrup and honey butter; 4 buttermilk biscuits with pork sausage gravy and 4 sausage patties; 16 ounce Porterhouse steak with 3 sunnyside up eggs served with 2 slices (4 triangles) white toast with butter; and bread pudding with bourbon caramel sauce.

    Lunch: new england style clam chowder with fried potato wedges; fried mozzarella sticks and chicken strips with marinara sauce and ranch dressing; 2 tacos dorados with lard refried beans, Monterey jack cheese, and Dave's Private Reserve hot sauce; empanada de pino with aji sauce; spaghetti with meatballs; ground chuck and veal hamburger, bacon, Roquefort cheese, fried onion rings, garlic aioli sauce served with fried steak fries and ketchup; and Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

    Dinner: San Francisco style cioppino with Boudin bread bowl; my mom's duck terrine with aspic; fried calamari rings and shrimp with cocktail sauce; pesto coated gnocchi; Tournedos Rossini with Broglie sauce and twice baked potatoes with gruyere cheese and Black Forest ham; Beef Wellington with Yorkshire puddings and Madeira sauce; and my wife's cheesecake blondie with pistachio nut ice cream, butterscotch sauce and whipped cream.

    That's just me though... and why I got to 425 pounds.

    This is pretty epic!
  • fuzzieme
    fuzzieme Posts: 454 Member
    STUFFED pizza form Ginos east here in Chicago. I would max out 3 slices with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers mushrooms and onions!! and wash it down with 2 pitchers of beer!!!!!!!!!!! :bigsmile:
    It's like a 1000 calories a slice!!


    1000 CALORIES A SLICE?! How big is the slice?
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Ceasar salad, couple racks of baby back ribs, homemade baked macaroni and cheese, bottle of red, cheesecake w/ fresh strawberries for dessert.
  • itsbakertime
    itsbakertime Posts: 85 Member
    An entire box of Samoas girl scout cookies (I've done this). Delicious.
  • lexherrera
    lexherrera Posts: 56 Member
    The biggest pile of fried sushi I can fit in my stomach.
  • MD1978
    MD1978 Posts: 477 Member
    A taco salad with lots of sour cream, guacamole, fresh salsa, and cheese in a crispy shell...followed up by my moms homemade cheesecake. Probably 2x more than my day's calorie allowance right there.
  • jannym909
    jannym909 Posts: 2
    Home made cheese filled ravioli with sauteed onions in butter on top. With more cheese on top of that!
  • RobertHendrix
    RobertHendrix Posts: 98 Member
    Scratchmade Biscuts and Sausage Gravy. This has been the only thing that I have not had since Jan 1 as I know the moment I give in to it I am done. I could eat a dozen biscuts with sausage gravy and be upset that I didnt make more.
  • kimmymayhall
    kimmymayhall Posts: 419 Member
    Ceasar salad, couple racks of baby back ribs, homemade baked macaroni and cheese, bottle of red, cheesecake w/ fresh strawberries for dessert.
    Mine would be something like this. Add calamari at the beginning. Something chocolate for dessert like mousse or pots de creme! There's probably an entire baguette in there somewhere.
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    I just had it this Wednesday and discovered the worst bowel movements ever. It instantly made me want to only eat salad for the rest of my life.
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    A bottle of Patron Silver, a curly straw, and 5lbs of cocktail shrimp. And maybe a raspberry Pavlova.
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    Cheese fries and cheese chicken nuggets from Nifty Fifties with a hazelnut milk shake. Unfortunately they don't post their nutrition info so I can't post it... but it's absolutely delicious.
  • StarsWithLove
    StarsWithLove Posts: 8
    Day 1: Breakfast: Bagels smothered in cream cheese, french toast with fruit and whipped cream, with some frozen hot chocolate.
    Lunch: Sausage, mushroom and pesto pizza with some garlic bread and mozzerella sticks with a side of marinara, with some pepsi.
    Dinner: Rice noodles with grilled mixed vegetables, mashed potatoes and gravy, mac and cheese, collard greens, pecan pie with a scoop of French vanilla ice cream washed down with a giant frosted glass of cherry coke.
    Snacks: Soft pretzels w/ ranch sauce, cupcakes, rice cakes and oreos with some chocolate almond milk.
    Day 2: Breakfast: Pancakes with lots of syrup and butter, same with waffles, egg whites with bacon, sausage and vegetables. With some apple juice or grapefruit juice!
    Lunch: Penne pasta with vegetables and grilled chicken in a creamy light cheese sauce, some biscuits and gravy with a half glass of red wine, probably cabernet sauvignon.
    Dinner: Fried chicken and waffles with sauteed spinach and bacon, fried potatoes, bacon wrapped asparagus and a cold wine cooler.
    Snacks: Fried okra, cheesy potato skins and egg rolls with a ice cold beer,
    Day 3: Breakfast Cheesy egg whites with rice, washed down with some coffee with cream and dark hot chocolate powder mix added in.
    Lunch: Enchiladas and tacos with sides of black beans, Spanish rice and frijoles (refried beans) with some coke.
    Dinner: Spinach pizza and pasta w/ chicken and mushrooms, stuffed bell peppers, a strawberry daiquiri and a raspberry margarita.
    Snacks: Sea salt and cracked black pepper potato chips, curly fries (LOVE THEM TO HELL!) with bbq sauce or ranch dressing and a oreo milkshake.
    Know if I ate all that in the span of 3 days, I'd be bedridden very very much. I'm lactose intolerant and have to watch what I eat!

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