RE: TOPIC: Attention MFPers

stresco
stresco Posts: 354 Member
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Well, This thread didn't last long... :noway:

Why do those Bang, Date or Slap threads survive so long? :huh:

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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Why do those Bang, Date or Slap threads survive so long? :huh:

    because nobody says "Bish, I wouldn't let you pleasure me if I was sheetfazed" like we really think sometimes.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Sorry dude,

    pass.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Pass.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Cuz people like to bang, date and slap A LOT :tongue:
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Bang?
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Why do those Bang, Date or Slap threads survive so long? :huh:

    because nobody says "Bish, I wouldn't let you pleasure me if I was sheetfazed" like we really think sometimes.

    Fact!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Ooooh....smash
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    I wonder the same thing all the time...
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Bang?

    Let's go :) This thread is gonna last forever!
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Bangbangbangbang! Bang!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Already banged...it was fun
  • MAYONNAISESANDWICH
    MAYONNAISESANDWICH Posts: 33
    That is a MONSTER moose knuckle......bang
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Sorry dude,

    pass.

    @dio: I will casually invite you to hang with me because I just "happen to be in the area" and "it would be cool to meet a fellow MFPers". Then we will get hammered with alcohol. I will get you so drunk that 2 ultra obese white girls will look like Eva Mandez to you. I will suggest we take a motel for rent since we're both too drunk to drive. But since I don't have much money, we will have to rent a single bed room.

    I will carry you in the bed with me and we will go to bed. We still have tons of beer with us which we will continue drinking in the room. We will eventually fall asleep.

    I will wake up in the middle of the night.
    Oh crap, I think I just peed in my pants.

    Dio will tell everyone on MFP and my MFP credit will be ruined. So I do the only logcal thing there is. I start dumping all the beer on the bed. And then I wake you up telling you how you spilled all the beer. We will laugh, I will upload the pics on MFP abotu our crazy hangout.

    It was a good day... in my mind
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    because all those words are easy to spell and use in a grammatically correct manner... therefore they don't bring out the grammar corrections which result in thread lockdown.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    Bang, smash, lick, bite, wave to, would pay library fines for, and follow on Pinterest are all spelled correctly and even include an Oxford comma. Apparently THAT is the standard.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Sorry dude,

    pass.

    @dio: I will casually invite you to hang with me because I just "happen to be in the area" and "it would be cool to meet a fellow MFPers". Then we will get hammered with alcohol. I will get you so drunk that 2 ultra obese white girls will look like Eva Mandez to you. I will suggest we take a motel for rent since we're both too drunk to drive. But since I don't have much money, we will have to rent a single bed room.

    I will carry you in the bed with me and we will go to bed. We still have tons of beer with us which we will continue drinking in the room. We will eventually fall asleep.

    I will wake up in the middle of the night.
    Oh crap, I think I just peed in my pants.

    Dio will tell everyone on MFP and my MFP credit will be ruined. So I do the only logcal thing there is. I start dumping all the beer on the bed. And then I wake you up telling you how you spilled all the beer. We will laugh, I will upload the pics on MFP abotu our crazy hangout.

    It was a good day... in my mind

    I love you Taunto. Why aren't we friends?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
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  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    Sorry dude,

    pass.

    @dio: I will casually invite you to hang with me because I just "happen to be in the area" and "it would be cool to meet a fellow MFPers". Then we will get hammered with alcohol. I will get you so drunk that 2 ultra obese white girls will look like Eva Mandez to you. I will suggest we take a motel for rent since we're both too drunk to drive. But since I don't have much money, we will have to rent a single bed room.

    I will carry you in the bed with me and we will go to bed. We still have tons of beer with us which we will continue drinking in the room. We will eventually fall asleep.

    I will wake up in the middle of the night.
    Oh crap, I think I just peed in my pants.

    Dio will tell everyone on MFP and my MFP credit will be ruined. So I do the only logcal thing there is. I start dumping all the beer on the bed. And then I wake you up telling you how you spilled all the beer. We will laugh, I will upload the pics on MFP abotu our crazy hangout.

    It was a good day... in my mind

    I love you Taunto. Why aren't we friends?

    Because Taunto has too many friends already and so can't accept any more friend requests. At least that was what I heard :wink:
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    I don't care how many times this happens, I laugh my *kitten* off, every. single. time.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    I don't care how many times this happens, I laugh my *kitten* off, every. single. time.

    same here.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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  • WickedZoey
    WickedZoey Posts: 401 Member
    Awwwww, and it was just getting saucy. People were all huffy puffy on the internet. :)
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    Sorry dude,

    pass.

    I will get you so drunk that 2 ultra obese white girls will look like Eva Mandez to you.


    Oh oh oh I call dibs on being one of the white girls... although I'm not sure I'm ultra obese.... what if I'm just obese... wait, I feel like I'm losing ground here..
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    Tbh, it doesn't require any cerebral input ! LOL!
  • RitaB19
    RitaB19 Posts: 221 Member
    I wondered the same thing myself, Solar Said it correctly!! It's a No-Brainer, Lol!

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