Going on a Cleanse to Release Toxins

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Granville_Cocteau
Granville_Cocteau Posts: 209 Member
in Food and Nutrition
Gonna bite the bullet on this one. For the next few weeks, I'll be drinking juice, green veggies, two kinds of grapefruit, kiwis, beans, and watermelon chips and that's about it. My hope is that my skin will clear and I'll find a new, detoxified me in time for my favorite event of the year, Beer and Bratwurst Fest 2013. Wish me luck!
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  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
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    So, instead of binge and purge, you plan to purge and binge?
  • Granville_Cocteau
    Granville_Cocteau Posts: 209 Member
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    Haven't thought of it that way. Just want to look and feel fabulous for the festival.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    Why would you want to do such a thing to yourself? Your liver and kidneys do that job day in and day out....no need to cleanse
  • Mokey41
    Mokey41 Posts: 5,769 Member
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    Sounds delightful. Let us know which toxins you release.
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
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    Nice profile pic...I've always wanted to master that semi-raised eyebrow, how-YOU-doin' look, but alas I cannot. :P
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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    No.
  • ellskiNZ
    ellskiNZ Posts: 32 Member
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    haha that's always my question - what even are these supposed toxins?
  • PototaeLuvvr
    PototaeLuvvr Posts: 38
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    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/944039-pototae-cleanse-pruven-methods
  • HSassyk2
    HSassyk2 Posts: 2
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    Good Luck and keep us posted on your results!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    I hate to say I threw up in my mouth a little reading this one. Sorry OP.

    why not just drink beer and eat bratwurst anytime you want and be sensible about it. The rest of that detox stuff sounds a bit meh to me.

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  • norcal_yogi
    norcal_yogi Posts: 675 Member
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    you could also try sweating it out in a hot yoga class!
  • tapirfrog
    tapirfrog Posts: 616 Member
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    I keep my toxins chained up in a dark basement. Sometimes I yell at them from the top of the stairs.
  • smaihlee
    smaihlee Posts: 171 Member
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    Sounds delightful. Let us know which toxins you release.

    lol
  • babyblooz
    babyblooz Posts: 220 Member
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    I keep my toxins chained up in a dark basement. Sometimes I yell at them from the top of the stairs.

    I always make my toxins rub the lotion on its skin.
  • trainguy917
    trainguy917 Posts: 366 Member
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    See, this is the problem with this site. Three out of four of these posts are people being sarcastic, but doing it in a way that sounds completely serious and their little circle of friends is having a good laugh at the expense of the people who aren't in on the joke. We have no way of know if this guy is just jerking our chains or is seriously going to do this rather odd sounding thing.
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
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    Yeah, some of these posts sound completely serious but could possibly be sarcastic. So hard to tell.
  • almc170
    almc170 Posts: 1,093 Member
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    My cat likes bratwurst and beer.
  • jaygreen55
    jaygreen55 Posts: 315 Member
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    Gonna bite the bullet on this one. For the next few weeks, I'll be drinking juice, green veggies, two kinds of grapefruit, kiwis, beans, and watermelon chips and that's about it. My hope is that my skin will clear and I'll find a new, detoxified me in time for my favorite event of the year, Beer and Bratwurst Fest 2013. Wish me luck!

    It's April Fool's Day folks. Lighten up !!!!!
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
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    Did someone say beer and bratwurst?!?
  • FluffyMarshmallowKitten
    FluffyMarshmallowKitten Posts: 32
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    I always make my toxins rub the lotion on its skin.

    ^ LOL :laugh:

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