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What have you lost???

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  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    I've lost an automobile tire. Oh wait, I found it. It's around my waist. :laugh:

    I wonder who was inquisitive enough to actually weigh an elephant's penis. :huh:
  • July24Lioness
    July24Lioness Posts: 2,399 Member
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
  • BamaRose0107
    BamaRose0107 Posts: 635
    I have lost the equivalent of the amount of trash you throw away in a month! This a great thread!

    Next stop...130 pounds = a newborn giraffe !
  • Mary_Burris
    Mary_Burris Posts: 120
    I have lost 140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year almost 144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)!!!! woohoo!
  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
    :huh: An elephants penis + a newborn. Odd combination.

    ETA - I have a bald eagle left to lose. Pretty cute thread.
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    Yay, I've lost an elephant's penis! :laugh:
  • myhrmiswrong
    myhrmiswrong Posts: 38 Member
    THE ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITTANICA! (in book form, I'm sure they meant)
  • donya35
    donya35 Posts: 166
    I've lost an average 2 year old , and am working on the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year. Cute thread by the way!!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    I lost my leg!
  • LoveMy4Kids
    LoveMy4Kids Posts: 231
    On a sidenote, holy cow....the average American eats 23 pounds a pizza per year!?!?!?!?

    LOL, thats what I was thinking!!
  • donya35
    donya35 Posts: 166
    I wonder who was inquisitive enough to actually weigh an elephant's penis. :huh:

    I wondered that too...my guess, a really perverted guy or one who's into some serious kinky things. :huh:
  • mle2891
    mle2891 Posts: 1
    A Sperm Whale's Brain :)
  • JustAmy
    JustAmy Posts: 291
    :tongue: :laugh: :laugh: a little over a human head!!
  • PanicAtTheBuffet
    PanicAtTheBuffet Posts: 374
    I wonder who was inquisitive enough to actually weigh an elephant's penis. :huh:

    I sure it had to be weighed. If they had asked the male elephant, he probably would have said it was a lot heavier than that. :ohwell:
  • mrst0503
    mrst0503 Posts: 24
    First off BUMP!!!!
    Second Thats cool I am only 2lbs off of loosing a Tire!!
  • Firefrog76
    Firefrog76 Posts: 45
    I wonder who was inquisitive enough to actually weigh an elephant's penis. :huh:

    I sure it had to be weighed. If they had asked the male elephant, he probably would have said it was a lot heavier than that. :ohwell:


    LOL!!!!
  • VBos
    VBos Posts: 213 Member
    LOL! I'm glad I lost the elephants penis!! And i'll never have it again!
  • Firefrog76
    Firefrog76 Posts: 45
    ~bump~

    Loving the replies on this, had to get it going again!
  • myhrmiswrong
    myhrmiswrong Posts: 38 Member
    Bump!
  • lotusfromthemud
    lotusfromthemud Posts: 5,335 Member
    An Irish Setter that is either wearing or has recently eaten the skin of a human. Yikes!

    Oh, and chronic pain, depression, anxiety, heartburn, insomnia and some other stuff. :tongue:
  • chandnikhondji
    chandnikhondji Posts: 136 Member
    Wow i've lost a new born calf... wow now that's motivating...thanks for posting this :)
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    ""70 pounds = an Irish Setter ""

    Glad I haven't lost my Basset hound. I'd miss him.
  • anotheryearolder
    anotheryearolder Posts: 385 Member
    I've lost an automobile tire. Oh wait, I found it. It's around my waist. :laugh:

    I wonder who was inquisitive enough to actually weigh an elephant's penis. :huh:

    And what's more - why did he let them. :noway:

    I've lost a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig. Don't tell my grandson his piggy is missing!
  • smelliott
    smelliott Posts: 120
    I've now lost an average two year old and an ostrich egg.
  • anu_6986
    anu_6986 Posts: 702 Member
    I have lost a brain!! LOL! This thread is awesome... :flowerforyou:
  • myhrmiswrong
    myhrmiswrong Posts: 38 Member
    Time for a bump!
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    I lost a human head....I think it may be mine!!!!!:happy:
  • Rhaeven
    Rhaeven Posts: 123 Member
    Too much fun :)

    I've lost a automobile tire (before MFP) and a rack of ribs. Hoping to at least lose an elephant's penis LOL
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    I've lost a brain. I didn't think that was the first to go but it sure explains a lot.......
  • navstar
    navstar Posts: 113 Member
    I've lost a bald Eagle, which is weird cos i don't remember buying one.......
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