Eating out of the litter box

billsica
billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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Looking to make a birthday cake for someone. Does anyone have any idea how to do something like that? I have a cat box that I can use already. I scrubbed it really good last night, and its warm enough for the kitty to use the outside now.
I see they have a tin foil liner, I have an idea for the cake, but what can I use for the "toppings"

Thank you in advance. Really any cat cakes will do.

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I've heard of this but you know...

    ICK! :sick:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I would add granola to the kitty poo.....
  • TesselCat
    TesselCat Posts: 74
    Nononono neeeever use an old litter box. Aghh. Knowing someone did that would be enough to make me not eat it. >.<!

    The toppings, I'd suggest getting make Nilla wafers or some other cookie (maybe just the graham crumbs?... maybe some combination of both) and crumbling them up and sprinkling on top. Maybe those all white Oreos would work? The only thing I've heard of for the 'poop' is to slightly melt some tootsie rolls and twist them around.

    E: maybe some other kind of soft caramel candy would work, too.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    I don't care how well you scrubbed it. Even if you soaked it in bleach, the idea of using an already-used catbox for food of any kind is really gross. *shudder* :sick:
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    I would add granola to the kitty poo.....

    or use fun size Oh Henry bars!

    eta...yes I hope you don't mean you're using a once-used litter box
  • Paganrosemama
    Paganrosemama Posts: 86 Member
    I don't care how well you scrubbed it. Even if you soaked it in bleach, the idea of using an already-used catbox for food of any kind is really gross. *shudder* :sick:

    this
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I didn't use bleach. I scrubbed it and sent it though the dishwasher. I'm sure the heat from it all would kill any left over bacteria.
    It also really wouldn't be touching the pan, I'm going to use a tin foil liner.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    I didn't use bleach. I scrubbed it and sent it though the dishwasher. I'm sure the heat from it all would kill any left over bacteria.
    It also really wouldn't be touching the pan, I'm going to use a tin foil liner.

    cat fecal matter all over your dishes now.
    YUM
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
    ewwwww wtf
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    oh, call me when its ready, I've been DYING to get all cat fecal matter infected. I heard its the new craze!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Jeez people...he cleaned the pan! It will be fine to use

    I would suggest chocolate covered raisins or nuts.

    My cat used to eat the tinsel off the tree at christmas and crapped it out. I would love if you could incorpatrate that!
  • HonuNui
    HonuNui Posts: 1,464 Member
    "I have a cat box that I can use already. I scrubbed it really good last night,"

    So, is this cake for a friend?......with friends like that (one who give birthday cakes made in used litter boxes), who needs enemies?

    Really, a new litter box is what, $5 at Walmart. Splurge.
  • BlueInkDot
    BlueInkDot Posts: 702 Member
    no no no a million times no.
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    Yeah. Right.
  • 1jobean
    1jobean Posts: 84
    Please, buy a new cat pan for the cake, please.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    WOW!!........... All I can say is WOW!!!!....
  • sammniamii
    sammniamii Posts: 669 Member
    As many other people suggested - go get a "new" box. DON'T re-use an old or used box. Cat's can have some pretty nasty bacteria that can make people sick.

    Don't even try it - just buy a cheap new one (or a large turkey alum pan from the Dollar Store).
  • Jtorres326
    Jtorres326 Posts: 157 Member
    I don't care how well you scrubbed it. Even if you soaked it in bleach, the idea of using an already-used catbox for food of any kind is really gross. *shudder* :sick:


    :noway:
    Yup, pretty much totally agree w this. Buy a new catbox for pete's sakes. But then I find this whole idea a bit disturbing....
  • TesselCat
    TesselCat Posts: 74
    I still wouldn't eat it if I knew it was used by a cat. Just... something about it turns my stomach.

    HOWEVER: if you make your own caramel candies (something soft, a quick google showed - http://www.joyofbaking.com/candy/Caramels.html ) and then.. just poor little bits into the 'litter' material, it'll totally look cool. And real!
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
    I would suggest pouring some root beer over the "litter" right before serving, for that authentic freshly used catbox look. Make it nice and foamy.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Why did I click on this? Ewww!!!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    OMG OMG OMG OMG......i CAN'T wait.....

    don't forget I really like chocolate.....

    lots and lots of "chocolate"

    :heart: :smooched: :happy: :blushing:
  • Christie0428
    Christie0428 Posts: 221 Member
    for the love of God, PLEASE get a new litter box!! ... or jsut don't do this at all, because YUCK!!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Any bacteria that is in your cat's dookie is likely all over your house anyway...it isn't like they wipe. They do the deed and they sit their poo booty on your couch, floor, counters.
  • Improvised
    Improvised Posts: 925 Member
    Any time Ive read a recipe for this, it mentions buying a new little box. You cant guarantee that someone isn't going g to get sick from cat germs if you use a new one. As far as the cake goes, I agree with a previous poster, granola would be a nice touch.
  • Icedrgn
    Icedrgn Posts: 17
    Nevereat where anything poops. Buy something similar to a cat box for heavens sake. No amount of cleaning will get rid of the ammonia build up in the plastic.
  • Blondie251975
    Blondie251975 Posts: 58 Member
    OMG Thank you for this post. I am laughing so hard now sitting at my desk on this cat-crappy Friday. I have tears running down my face...seriously, buy a new f'n box! :sick:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    slightly melted tootsie rolls....
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
    Any bacteria that is in your cat's dookie is likely all over your house anyway...it isn't like they wipe. They do the deed and they sit their poo booty on your couch, floor, counters.
    cats are very clean animals.
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    Try humongous dollops of german chocolate cake frosting, and a new kitty litter pan. Really. That cannot be said enough.

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