My *kitten* looks fatter when I smile

_SABOTEUR_
_SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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And it has dimples too! :sad:
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  • Sambytheway82
    Sambytheway82 Posts: 500
    Bet that's soo cute xx
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Uhhmm.. what do I say to this?
    First world problems?
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    Quit smiling. Gay doesn't mean "Happy" anymore. :noway:
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    ...still laughing...
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    pics???????' no??? :bigsmile:
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    Pics or it didn't happen.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    That's awesome. I need that problem.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    But if you smile, the whole world smiles with you. And then they check out dat *kitten* and say, "daaaayyymmm."
  • McButtski
    McButtski Posts: 203 Member
    How do you know???? Are you smiling at your *kitten* in a mirror? That's just weird. It is. yup.
  • MichelleZannone
    MichelleZannone Posts: 121
    Pull your head out!!! Just kidding but I had to and you left the door wide open. :laugh:
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Quit smiling. Gay doesn't mean "Happy" anymore. :noway:

    I forgot. Soon we'll be miserable like everyone else once we can get married.
  • teagirlmedium
    teagirlmedium Posts: 679 Member
    lol embrace your booty dimples. Booty dimples are cute. Also how do you tooshie smile? You must have talent.
  • Cognito1025
    Cognito1025 Posts: 323 Member
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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    My *kitten* has a three day beard I dont plan to shave
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    This reminds me of so. many. gifs. with like held up for wideness poses. wow.

    when i smile everyone else looks fatter by the way. prolly cause my eyes squint.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    And it has dimples too! :sad:

    pics or it didn't happen
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Pull your head out!!! Just kidding but I had to and you left the door wide open. :laugh:

    Whoever told you my (back) door is wide open is...well, totally accurate. But, I'm still offended! :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Pull your head out!!! Just kidding but I had to and you left the door wide open. :laugh:

    Whoever told you my (back) door is wide open is...well, totally accurate. But, I'm still offended! :laugh:

    Damn! You beat me to it. But, you still have room for me, right?
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Pull your head out!!! Just kidding but I had to and you left the door wide open. :laugh:

    Whoever told you my (back) door is wide open is...well, totally accurate. But, I'm still offended! :laugh:

    Damn! You beat me to it. But, you still have room for me, right?

    You can squeeze in. :wink:

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    And it has pimples too! :sad:

    ^ Fixed it
  • CupcakesAndRazorblades
    CupcakesAndRazorblades Posts: 227 Member
    the vertical smile
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    My *kitten* always looks surprised.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    And it has pimples too! :sad:

    ^ Fixed it

    I knew I'd caught something off you! :mad:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    And it has pimples too! :sad:

    ^ Fixed it

    I knew I'd caught something off you! :mad:

    Oh. Yea. Sorry. Better go get that checked . . .:sick:
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    In for the pics....there had better be pics!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    But if you smile, the whole world smiles with you. And then they check out dat *kitten* and say, "daaaayyymmm."

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  • lithezebra
    lithezebra Posts: 3,670 Member
    Quit smiling. Gay doesn't mean "Happy" anymore. :noway:

    I forgot. Soon we'll be miserable like everyone else once we can get married.

    Don't worry. Straight people aren't actually legally required to be married, no matter how the family values people grumble about unmarriedness. Some of us haven't even had kids.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Quit smiling. Gay doesn't mean "Happy" anymore. :noway:

    I forgot. Soon we'll be miserable like everyone else once we can get married.

    Don't worry. Straight people aren't actually legally required to be married, no matter how the family values people grumble about unmarriedness. Some of us haven't even had kids.

    You mean you're not a bunch of breeders with funny laws? I must stop reading The Daily Mail... :laugh:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Quit smiling. Gay doesn't mean "Happy" anymore. :noway:


    ahahahahahaha.....LOLLLLL.....marry me?

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