For those of you who invited me to objectify you

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  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I'm afraid I require more evidence of your particular skills in this area before I can send a request. Let's see how well you objectify Katie.

    Who is this Katie of which you speak?
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    hi

    oh yes, very much so!

    Ok, I laughed out loud at that. :laugh:
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
    I love that you are so easy to please...more sock puppets for you! <but keep the spork...that thing's dangerous>
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
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    I'm afraid I require more evidence of your particular skills in this area before I can send a request. Let's see how well you objectify Katie.

    Who is this Katie of which you speak?
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    I am a rabbit. A rabbit who remains pure and virginal. A rabbit who has not yet been objectified.
  • lisacsmith16
    lisacsmith16 Posts: 64 Member
    Objectified???? hummmmmmmmmm okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I am a rabbit. A rabbit who remains pure and virginal. A rabbit who has not yet been objectified.

    I know all about rabbits and their ways!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    I'm afraid I require more evidence of your particular skills in this area before I can send a request. Let's see how well you objectify Katie.

    Who is this Katie of which you speak?

    Ah yes, my inebriated friend with the nine inch tongue. I apologise for not remembering your name, but doing so would have given me a clue as to your gender, and that would have led to unsolicited objectification.
    Katie appears to be raven haired, flexible, and endowed young philly with legs till Sunday and an attitude to match. In short, totally snog-worthy.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Wanna bang? :wink:
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I am a rabbit. A rabbit who remains pure and virginal. A rabbit who has not yet been objectified.

    Are you pleased with this current status, or do you seek a change my vestal friend?
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Go ahead and objectify me. I am used to it.
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  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Go ahead and objectify me. I am used to it.
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    Ok but given that your profile is closed I have limited resources, so I shall do my best:

    While you have an attractive back, you appear to be confused as to a) how to take your own picture or b) how to exit your bathroom. In either case this simple - mindedness is charming, and adds to your appeal. Furthermore, your use of gifs suggests that you are not nearly as naïve as you wish to appear, meaning that you are most likely into role playing, which elevates your status to a solid 18.5 / would destroy.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    <~~~~~~~~
    I'm afraid I require more evidence of your particular skills in this area before I can send a request. Let's see how well you objectify Katie.

    Who is this Katie of which you speak?

    Ah yes, my inebriated friend with the nine inch tongue. I apologise for not remembering your name, but doing so would have given me a clue as to your gender, and that would have led to unsolicited objectification.
    Katie appears to be raven haired, flexible, and endowed young philly with legs till Sunday and an attitude to match. In short, totally snog-worthy.

    :flowerforyou: :love: You sweet-talker... :love: :flowerforyou:
  • veggiehottie
    veggiehottie Posts: 590 Member
    I sent you like 10 messages but then realized I was being slightly needy.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    shameless bump
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