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I'm squirting icing from a can into my mouth RIGHT NOW

Carnivor0us
Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
edited January 21 in Food and Nutrition
Damn you Betty Crocker!

Damn you and your delicious sugary concoction!
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  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    the hell is wrong with you? That is NOT food.
  • majope
    majope Posts: 1,325 Member
    Your one-handed typing skills are awesome, though.
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    the hell is wrong with you? That is NOT food.

    You're right, it's more like cocaine.
  • JHarr454
    JHarr454 Posts: 50 Member
    LOL. Find a graham cracker. It's better on graham crackers.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Its better on bewbs
  • LATeagno
    LATeagno Posts: 620 Member
    Trans fat police! I'ma give you a ticket!
  • RhineDHP
    RhineDHP Posts: 1,025 Member
    So I totally read that title wrong..
  • peachfigs
    peachfigs Posts: 831 Member
    Betty Crocker has a lot to answer for.

    I could easily eat the cake batter without making the cake.
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    AWESOME!!!
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    Your one-handed typing skills are awesome, though.

    Thanks. I just got done with the can anyway. My poor pancreas, how far I've fallen.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I only like homemade icing.
  • bettermistakes87
    bettermistakes87 Posts: 53 Member
    Try Reddi Whip chocolate. It's divine and I hear its good on strawberries ...but I've been hitting it straight from the can. (15 calories btw)
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    It is white and creamy, but it isn't icing!!!! :laugh:

    Hahahahahaha. This icing was green. My poop is gonna be the weirdest color.

    But I totally fell off the wagon today but I'm gonna fix that.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    I don't understand the logistics of this. A diagram would be helpful.
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    The only problem I have with this is that you didn't log it.
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    Betty Crocker has a lot to answer for.

    I could easily eat the cake batter without making the cake.

    I KNOW! I blame dat ***** for the obesity problem in 'Merica!

    So delicious....
  • jzammetti
    jzammetti Posts: 1,956 Member
    the hell is wrong with you? That is NOT food.

    You're right, it's more like cocaine.

    lol!!! :laugh:
  • KristyAnn81
    KristyAnn81 Posts: 128 Member
    omg - that is the funniest thing i've read on here yet - thanks :)

    i mean, no! put it down! :)
  • sdbart
    sdbart Posts: 189 Member
    Try Reddi Whip chocolate. It's divine and I hear its good on strawberries ...but I've been hitting it straight from the can. (15 calories btw)

    :love: Good to know bout this!!!
  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
    Well I am jealous! All I have is a can of whip cream I bought for recreational use. Mmmm whip cream...
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    I thought this was the name of a porn.
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    The only problem I have with this is that you didn't log it.

    Okay, I totally just logged it.
  • debtyler61
    debtyler61 Posts: 14
    OMG....thanks guys you rock. I haven't laughted this hard in a long time. I've been in some strange food situations....but this is great :laugh:
  • RichOC
    RichOC Posts: 243 Member
    Its better on bewbs
    This
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    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
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  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    Next time dip pretzels in it...mmmm so good!
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    OMG....thanks guys you rock. I haven't laughted this hard in a long time. I've been in some strange food situations....but this is great :laugh:

    I just snapped and started eating ALL THE FOOD today. Even that can of icing left over from my birthday. I had to tell someone, the guilt was killing me. :D
  • TimeforPimms
    TimeforPimms Posts: 6 Member
    My husband has caught me standing in front of the fridge, under the pretense of "finding something healthy to eat," shoveling frosting into my maw with my bare hands. And then I licked my sticky, chocolatey fingers clean like a child. I was so unapologetic.

    So I feel your pain (/hedonistic delight).
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    My husband has caught me standing in front of the fridge, under the pretense of "finding something healthy to eat," shoveling frosting into my maw with my bare hands. And then I licked my sticky, chocolatey fingers clean like a child. I was so unapologetic.

    So I feel your pain (/hedonistic delight).

    Some days we just snap like green beans and eat all the deliciousness.
  • atamrowski
    atamrowski Posts: 417 Member
    Ever try frozen cool whip?
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