Excuse me... there's a rock in my food.

there was going to be a photo of rock biter here, but i fail at the internet.

Teresa Widener
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/07/12/teresa-widener-rock-eating-woman-credits-love-with-helping-her-kick-the-habit-pictures_n_1667632.html

Why can't I copy/paste a picture?

Fingernail.

My Econ teacher use to tell us horror stories about working in a meat packing plant. He told us that the vats that they used to process the "meat" for the hotdogs was left open all night, every night, while the plant was closed. During the night, the rats would climb into it to eat, and crap all over it. In the morning, they would just scrape the top layer off, and continue with the processing. He said there is an allowable percentage of foreign matter for foods. Needless to say, it was a VERY long time before I ate a hotdog after that.

:noway: I'm never buying anything again. lol

i'm with you and one better- i don't want to eat ever again....there - problem solved!! no more "food" to log in...lol

I have 3 stories of grossness!!!!

Bacon egg & cheese sandwich at McDonalds - stopped on the way to High School one day and bit into it and there was BLOOD in the scrambled egg!!! Lets just say my mom took it back and threatened them pretty good, didnt get anything free. I couldnt say I would have wanted anything else!!! I didnt eat for like a week, because it made me so nauseous to think about!

While in the Dominican Republic on a missions trip, our group all stopped at a Baskin Robbins (it was like 100+ degrees outside). I ordered a strawberry smoothie, and while drinking I noticed felt something crunchy, I couldnt chew, so I knew it wasnt ice..I spit it out and it was plastic. I then took it to the counter and they pulled out a plastic spatula out of the blender that was broken...ummmm, yeah! Who does that?!?!

Also, found a tooth in some mashed potatoes at K&W. Yuck!!!!

A friend of mine once found a dead mouse in one of his beers when he opened it fresh from the case. It must have found its way in there and drowned in the factory before the bottles were closed.

I LOVED Crystal Pepsi!! My hubby still jokes about how I must have been the only one who liked it :-)

When I was a kid my mom found maggots in a box of jiff pie crust mix. ugh!

Does anyone else remember when we were kids and there was something called Crystal Pepsi (clear pepsi that tasted delish)? Well there was a scare about people finding syringes in them. Didn't happen to us, but man was that good stuff - not sure why it went away...maybe we were the only kids drinking it...

And apparently a certain amount of bug/rat/other debris is permitted in food :sick:

Warning not for the faint hearted. This is nasty.

Feds: Man Gave Tainted Yogurt To Several Women

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/feds-seek-stiff-semen-sentence-871245

zomg...def not a story for the faint of heart....

Back in high school, I opened a Fruit & Nut chocolate bar and found, what I thought was mold, in the corner of the wrapper. After a worm crawled out of a raisin, I took a closer look and it turned out to be a nest with 2 other worms inside. Nasty.

A friend of mine once found a dead mouse in one of his beers when he opened it fresh from the case. It must have found its way in there and drowned in the factory before the bottles were closed.

Was it .. Elsinore beer?

Hey we found a dead mouse in our beer eh. That means you owe us a free case.

Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.

HAHA, what a hoser, eh?