Water or Coke

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  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    If you did have a million-dollar racehorse, would you let him stay up half the night drinking coffee and booze, smoking cigarettes and eating junk food?"

    Question: how does the racehorse light the cigarettes? I would think the hooves would get in the way.

    Yeah, there are so many logistical problems with that. What kind of horse drinks coffee and booze? Not a horse I'd back, that's for sure!

    Can you get arrested for riding a drunk horse? I mean, it would be kind of like drunk driving, right?

    I think the horse would be the one brought into custody, you'd just be the passenger.

    Ok, now here's the million dollar question for the million dollar drunken racehorse: would it go to a human jail, or is there a special horse jail? Or could the horse buy it's way out of jail like million dollar humans who drink coffee, booze, and smoke cigarettes?

    I think it would be special horse jail. I predict, however, that the case would escalate all the way up to the Supreme Court and original charges might be dropped. Maybe bumped down to public drunkenness....LOL
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    Blahhh Blahhh Blahhhh Water has to be Water, Blahh Blahhh Blahhh hydration is not just water, how many times are we going to beat this dead horse(must have been the one smoking cigarettes and drinking booze),

    just answer me this, How do they do this?

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    It never ends, you take one piece and it is always there?

    This whole Coke vs Water thread makes about as much sense as a chain-smoking, alcoholic racehorse.
  • AmandaMarie916
    AmandaMarie916 Posts: 75 Member
    Diet Pepsi is way better. I like my pop from fountains though instead of can. But the best of both worlds...Sparkling water. Strawberry Sparkling water. yumm yumm.
  • Janrr
    Janrr Posts: 12
    I had an addition to regular Pepsi. If I let myself, I would sometimes drink two liters a day.. although I rarely eat sweets, something about Pepsi really grabbed ahold of me. I finally forced myself to realize what a stupid choice I had made in drinking something that has no food value, and failing to drink water. Pepsi is the reason my weight zoomed up to 197. I joined in May of 2012, but fractured my shoulder 2 weeks later. I rejoined a week ago.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    I'll take "Garbage" for $1200 Alex...
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Blahhh Blahhh Blahhhh Water has to be Water, Blahh Blahhh Blahhh hydration is not just water, how many times are we going to beat this dead horse(must have been the one smoking cigarettes and drinking booze),

    just answer me this, How do they do this?

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    It never ends, you take one piece and it is always there?

    This whole Coke vs Water thread makes about as much sense as a chain-smoking, alcoholic racehorse.

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  • HerBravado
    HerBravado Posts: 392 Member
    quite a lot of your coke "facts" were mythbusted over 10 years ago.
  • Dr_Waffles
    Dr_Waffles Posts: 141 Member
    If you eat a piece of meat, you stomach produces acids strong enough to digest it in a matter of minutes. So the coke eating meat is rather slow.
  • JennyLisT
    JennyLisT Posts: 402 Member
    I'm going to do this magical thing where I drink lots of water everyday and have a Coke every once in awhile. In fact, I'm going out for lunch tomorrow, so I'll probably order a Coke then.

    I feel sorry for the restaurant workers who are going to have to clean up after the Coke has eaten through the glass, the table, and all of my organs, 'cause clearly that's what I'm in for.