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    edited January 21 in Chit-Chat
    I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.

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    • Posts: 1,457 Member
      I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.

      go on the master cleanse. you'll *kitten* your brain out.
    • Posts: 3,306 Member
      give your prostate DOMS
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      Spend a few months on MFP
    • Posts: 4,021 Member
      I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.

      I've heard sleeping makes your brain longer and leaner, and everyone knows fat brains are the smartest.
    • Posts: 2,394 Member
      Watch honey boo boo for 24 hours straight.
      Your brain cells will excrete through your tear ducts.
      Drops 15 IQ points a day.
    • Posts: 3,677 Member
      Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

      Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.
    • Posts: 3,614 Member
      Watch Grey's Anatomy or any show on the Lifetime network.
    • Posts: 6,490 Member
      I'm pretty sure if you don't eat smart drinks right after you do math problems you will excrete the burned brain matter
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      shakeology
    • Posts: 1,133 Member
      Spend a few months on MFP

      Read all the posts in all MFP relationship threads for one day.
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      Watch honey boo boo for 24 hours straight.
      Your brain cells will excrete through your tear ducts.
      Drops 15 IQ points a day.

      they will drop at twice that rate if you employ intermittent TV fasting....watch honey boo boo during your eating hours and then Jersey shore reruns during your fasting period...

      trust...the combination of Honey booboo with the GTL crowd will work wonders.
    • Posts: 8,927 Member
      show previous quotes

      I've heard sleeping makes your brain longer and leaner, and everyone knows fat brains are the smartest.

      ^^^This
    • Posts: 2,780 Member
      Read Twilight.
    • Posts: 3,653 Member
      What you're looking for is a sort of mental atrophy. Just stop thinking so much and eventually your brain will shrink. Also, don't eat brains so the brain tissue you destroy can't get repaired.
    • Posts: 1,548 Member
      Just read the MFP forums on a daily basis. That'll dumb you down a bit.
    • Posts: 3,763 Member
      Watch some Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil and top it off with a few soaps. This should cure your problem tout de suite
    • Posts: 3,275 Member
      drink pregnant lady pee \m/
    • Posts: 2,756 Member
      watch don't be tardy on the oxygen network....saw a few minutes of it and have been stupid since.
    • Posts: 3,958 Member
      What you're looking for is a sort of mental atrophy. Just stop thinking so much and eventually your brain will shrink. Also, don't eat brains so the brain tissue you destroy can't get repaired.

      just one more bite, please?
    • Posts: 1,387 Member
      Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

      Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.


      Dat dere's science!
    • Posts: 17,857 Member
      I was looking on Netflix to see if I could stream Springer or Rikki Lake.
    • Posts: 1,258 Member
      Cut your calories to 1,200.
    • Posts: 375 Member
      I have the same problem so i drink.
    • Posts: 17,857 Member
      Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

      Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.
      Won't doing the math to figure that out make my brain bulky?

      Wait, did constructing the logic of the above statement contribute to brain bulk?

      Oh noez, I keep doing it!
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      Friend request Dr Oz
    • Posts: 3,677 Member
      I was looking on Netflix to see if I could stream Springer or Rikki Lake.

      if you watch Springer, you will probably lose more of the intellectual "bloat" than if you watched more of the History Channel, but always remember that it doesn't matter what you watch, so long as you are watching at a TVEE surplus.

      ETA to translate: Watch Springer 4 lean brain. Watch more of teh TV = less teh smart.
    • Posts: 549 Member
      What you're looking for is a sort of mental atrophy. Just stop thinking so much and eventually your brain will shrink. Also, don't eat brains so the brain tissue you destroy can't get repaired.

      Good call. Also, the tissue that doesn't repair will be excreted.
    • Posts: 531
      Watching Sponge Bob is a great way to reduce IQ according to a study.
    • Posts: 9,083 Member
      Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

      Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.

      This approach has the added benefit of testing whether or not you need to decrease your intelligence further. Once you can no longer figure out the math, you know that you have succeeded in your brain loss goals.

      Good luck! Remember, some of us have more brain to lose, so it may take longer than other members. Just be patient and try not to compare yourself to other losers, who may have had a head start.
    • Posts: 48
      I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.

      Huff paint?
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