How to make my brain less smart

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    I was looking on Netflix to see if I could stream Springer or Rikki Lake.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    Cut your calories to 1,200.
  • Nightterror218
    Nightterror218 Posts: 375 Member
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    I have the same problem so i drink.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

    Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.
    Won't doing the math to figure that out make my brain bulky?

    Wait, did constructing the logic of the above statement contribute to brain bulk?

    Oh noez, I keep doing it!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Friend request Dr Oz
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    I was looking on Netflix to see if I could stream Springer or Rikki Lake.

    if you watch Springer, you will probably lose more of the intellectual "bloat" than if you watched more of the History Channel, but always remember that it doesn't matter what you watch, so long as you are watching at a TVEE surplus.

    ETA to translate: Watch Springer 4 lean brain. Watch more of teh TV = less teh smart.
  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
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    What you're looking for is a sort of mental atrophy. Just stop thinking so much and eventually your brain will shrink. Also, don't eat brains so the brain tissue you destroy can't get repaired.

    Good call. Also, the tissue that doesn't repair will be excreted.
  • stargazer008
    stargazer008 Posts: 531
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    Watching Sponge Bob is a great way to reduce IQ according to a study.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
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    Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

    Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.

    This approach has the added benefit of testing whether or not you need to decrease your intelligence further. Once you can no longer figure out the math, you know that you have succeeded in your brain loss goals.

    Good luck! Remember, some of us have more brain to lose, so it may take longer than other members. Just be patient and try not to compare yourself to other losers, who may have had a head start.
  • Logical_Integrity
    Logical_Integrity Posts: 48
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    I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.

    Huff paint?
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,811 Member
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    Just chant "should I eat back my exercise calories?" over and over again.

    If that doesn't work then you will have to drink your body weight in water every day whilst mumbling "only water is water" in a quiet but strangely demented fashion.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
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    I second the Honey Boo Boo idea. I watched 30 seconds of that one time and began drooling immediately and regressed all the way back to diapers.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    I look at boobs...makes me go all stupid
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
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    I have the same problem so i drink.

    I think this is the best solution
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
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    omg i love all these answers! Can't pick my fav one... :bigsmile:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    Reduce your iodine intake: you'll be less intelligent and your thyroid will hate you.
  • Lola_Rogers
    Lola_Rogers Posts: 107
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    Watch the real world-portland or just waterboard yourself, its less painful.lol :)
  • mlcantwell
    mlcantwell Posts: 243 Member
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    try and figure out what "toxins" are, while having a vodka enema
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    apparently, just read the forums here and you'll lose intelligence by the bucket full

    or, watch too much Duck Dynasty

    HEY!

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