How to make my brain less smart

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  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,809 Member
    Just chant "should I eat back my exercise calories?" over and over again.

    If that doesn't work then you will have to drink your body weight in water every day whilst mumbling "only water is water" in a quiet but strangely demented fashion.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    I second the Honey Boo Boo idea. I watched 30 seconds of that one time and began drooling immediately and regressed all the way back to diapers.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I look at boobs...makes me go all stupid
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    I have the same problem so i drink.

    I think this is the best solution
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    omg i love all these answers! Can't pick my fav one... :bigsmile:
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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Reduce your iodine intake: you'll be less intelligent and your thyroid will hate you.
  • Lola_Rogers
    Lola_Rogers Posts: 107
    Watch the real world-portland or just waterboard yourself, its less painful.lol :)
  • mlcantwell
    mlcantwell Posts: 243 Member
    try and figure out what "toxins" are, while having a vodka enema
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    apparently, just read the forums here and you'll lose intelligence by the bucket full

    or, watch too much Duck Dynasty

    HEY!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Re-evaluate your need to be less smart. Most people think they are a lot smarter than they actually are. You are probably just average right now even though you may look at your smarts and think you are a special flower :)
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Re-evaluate your need to be less smart. Most people think they are a lot smarter than they actually are. You are probably just average right now even though you may look at your smarts and think you are a special flower :)
    But if I don't shrink my brain how else am I supposed to get a hemisphere gap?
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  • verptwerp
    verptwerp Posts: 3,659 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.

    Just stop using it. Seems to be working for a lot of people.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Re-evaluate your need to be less smart. Most people think they are a lot smarter than they actually are. You are probably just average right now even though you may look at your smarts and think you are a special flower :)

    Hmmm, intelligence dysmorphia. I have encountered people with this issue.
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
    apparently, just read the forums here and you'll lose intelligence by the bucket full

    or, watch too much Duck Dynasty

    HEY!

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    I rest my case


    hey you dont say that about duck dynasty. that show is the tits
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Try to build muscle on a deficit.

    Watch a bunch of "scary" food documentaries, do no additional research, and base your intake and knowledge solely on this.

    Believe any broscience over science in general.

    Believe in the magical pills, detoxes, cleanses, and the ability to spot reduce.

    Believe that despite genetics, yoga makes legs longer. Oh, and you can excrete torn muscles.

    Put more happiness in a scale # over losing inches and fitting into clothes you wanted to fit to begin with.

    Put relationship issues on the Internet, have SO find out, then figure out why it didn't work out...or get upset at them because you think they are (or know they are) hiding things, yet have no intention of being truthful about the fact you just sought advice from a bunch of strangers.


    Edited to correct typos
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    Just keep reading MFP message boards.
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Dont worry you'll never be as smart as me, so there you are less smart in comparison. Now doesn't that brighten you day?
  • cutchro
    cutchro Posts: 396 Member
    A weeks worth of Sponge Bob Square Pants is known to reduce brain power.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Always rely on people with no medical background to give medical advice.

    Always ask every question that pops in your mind on the forums instead of taking 10 minutes to google search it and forgo the possibility of not only finding more reliable answers, but finding them faster.
  • mthompsontx
    mthompsontx Posts: 11
    If you don't already have a teenager, adopt one, your IQ drops dramatically as they enter and progress through their teens.
  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

    Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.
    this
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Dont worry you'll never be as smart as me, so there you are less smart in comparison. Now doesn't that brighten you day?
    oh, the irony...
    Is this like the count the errors game?
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I'm pretty sure if you don't eat smart drinks right after you do math problems you will excrete the burned brain matter

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Dont worry you'll never be as smart as me, so there you are less smart in comparison. Now doesn't that brighten you day?
    oh, the irony...
    Is this like the count the errors game?

    No that doesnt count
  • SexyDexie
    SexyDexie Posts: 48 Member
    5 minutes of the Kardashians will help you immensely

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