Heart Rate Monitor and Sex

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  • JeremyInvincible
    JeremyInvincible Posts: 264 Member
    This entire thread is full of :blushing: !

    For some reason, it never occurs to me to break out the HRM until afterward.

    Afterwards for me, all I can think about is getting a sandwich. *shrug*
  • lrmoore13
    lrmoore13 Posts: 16
    So here is what I am thinking...

    To make this as legit as possible, there should be a warm up period of a few minutes (fore-play if you will). All positions should be tested for the same amount of time at constant effort. So I am thinking about 5 minutes per position. 4-5 positions per attempt and then combine all data. Might take a week or so.

    Anyone else that wants to participate in this experiment report back in two weeks.

    I just sent my girlfriend a text that says "we have homework".

    Can anyone recommend an inexpensive, but fairly accurate monitor?
  • antiadipose
    antiadipose Posts: 447
    omg i thought i was the only one that typed sex in the add cardio exercise hahahahahah this thread is tooooo funny!
  • unknownndoll
    unknownndoll Posts: 161 Member
    I just googled how many calories in sperm, it's only 5.


    LOL where the hell did someone get 75 then??!!! too funny.
  • Jenks
    Jenks Posts: 349
    This is too funny! Did you also know that there is an entry for sperm in the food database?? 75 calories! :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:

    ETA: Ha! I guess I did go there!

    How would you measure a serving?:embarassed:
  • Jenks
    Jenks Posts: 349
    The thing is you can't go off others peoples numbers because everyone performs differently. If you're a lazy lay, then you probably aren't burning too much. If your man is a two minute man then obviously you aren't burning much. lol. If your heart rate is high and you're exerting a lot of energy, you can count on a good burn.


    LMAO....lazy lay :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • robstot
    robstot Posts: 36 Member
    Whoever takes part in this scientific study please enter the results into the database.. At lease will have a base to work from.
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    Best thread ever! :laugh:
  • LittleSpy
    LittleSpy Posts: 6,754 Member
    <---- Lazy lay.
  • DJH510
    DJH510 Posts: 114 Member
    HRMs will not give you "actual data". Under those conditions, they are no more accurate than making up a number out of thin air.

    I don't understand how you could say it wouldn't give actual data, in cardio calories are burned based on heart rate, it really wouldn't depend on what cardio you are doing. thats like saying it wouldn't give you an accurate account for running....

    The idea that calorie burn is dependent upon heart rate is just marketing speak that appears to have sprung up in the US. Calories burned is dependent upon the total energy cost of the activity (the amount of work performed), nothing else.
  • MrsRLD
    MrsRLD Posts: 25
    Hhhmm..sure would make 'faking it' ploy nearly impossible. :blushing:
  • trickyfoxster710
    trickyfoxster710 Posts: 151 Member
    here is a calculator! ;)http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc
  • glfprncs2
    glfprncs2 Posts: 625 Member
    I wear my Bodybugg 24 hours per day which means that I wear it at night while in bed as well. When I first got it, I had to laugh because during the night, my body burns between 1.0 and 1.3 calories/minute depending on my sleep stage. However, at 1:15 a.m., there was a spike where I was burning 5-7 calories per minute. LOL...I showed it to my husband the next day and he said, "What, a bad dream?" I laughed and he caught on...
  • SammyLynn010
    SammyLynn010 Posts: 293 Member
    Seriously--this is HALARIOUS!! ... Who knew we had the same questions but no one wanted to ask... You can't help but wonder!! The sperm thing threw me for a loop though--I literally LOL'ed ... Oh how I love this thread for entertainment! hahahaha
  • david1956
    david1956 Posts: 190 Member
    I have a bad image of all you voyeurs all sneakily checking out everyone's diaries for juicy details of last night's calories burned.

    Truth be known, and googling did yield results which proves I am not the only nut-case in the world, the sperm calories thing kinda got me curious about, ummm, arrghhh... female ummm, anyway... apparently almost no calories as it it is almost entirely water. BUT, also amino acids! Why do I suspect that this is something that training supplement manufacturers do not really want to become common knowledge?
  • pfenixa
    pfenixa Posts: 194 Member
    haha, brilliant thread. The funny thing is I'm pretty sure there WAS an entry for sex in cardio: a few months ago when my friend was using this site I got an update for his exercise that included 30 minutes of sex. He ended up removing it. :laugh:
  • aippolito1
    aippolito1 Posts: 4,894 Member
    Someone posted about this a couple months ago and one girl found this whole table and it's 5 calories per tablespoon of sperm, lol. The big calorie burn for women is in the orgasm. Bf has joked about me wearing my HRM but I don't think that'd be too sexy. Maybe if I kept my shirt on, I would feel comfortable, haha!
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