Are you a good kisser?

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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Everyone I have kissed has told me I am the worst kisser they ever met. Kind of offensive, you know? I kick them out at that point. That's part of the reason I'm still a virgin.
    Until July.

    You better not insult my kissing skillz, that's all I'm saying.

    My birthday is in July.
  • JessikaBlayne
    JessikaBlayne Posts: 1,457
    Ive been told im quite wonderful (:
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    No...I'm not a good kisser. I'm a freaking AMAZING kisser.:smooched:
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    My kisses taste better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. :glasses:
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    I had a girl come up to me in high school that was dating one of my ex-boyfriends, and she said "he told me you taught him how to kiss- thank you thank you thank you!" I think that means I know what I'm doing.:laugh:
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    @jbutterfly - Me? Certified Instructor, first lesson is free!:smooched:

    Done.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    My dog says I'm great.
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    I'm very good at kisses


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  • Fish_Fuzz
    Fish_Fuzz Posts: 90 Member
    Yes....Yes I am...

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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    My dog says I'm great.

    Oh. No.

    No.
  • 5erious
    5erious Posts: 469
    My dog says I'm great.

    u wot m8?
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    How the heck would I know? If I ever meet myself, I'll kiss myself, and then I'll let you know.
  • kendunn579
    kendunn579 Posts: 391 Member
    Just do it...
  • Mavrick7a
    Mavrick7a Posts: 1,353
    My dog says I'm great.

    @firstsip - do you mean, "men are dogs" and your BF says your great or have you been kissing your dog?:huh:
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Being pinned against the wall...passionate kisses.....mmmmm
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Fess up. :smooched:

    Kiss me and find out for yourself
  • Aitm20
    Aitm20 Posts: 92 Member
    I've been told I'm an amazing kisser!
  • Cougarita65
    Cougarita65 Posts: 240 Member
    Oh hell yes ..or so I've been told...lol
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    only one way to find out ;)

    Need some help confirming that? :wink:
  • wardamn3agle
    wardamn3agle Posts: 80
    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Had a guy kiss me once...his tongue, hard as steel, drove into my mouth with this fierce, stabbing, in and out motion, as if he was recreating the sexual act with his tongue. That was the worst kiss I ever got. I was so strongly repelled I wanted to run out of the room!

    So I'm not the only one. I had one of these. It was...not cute.


    As for myself, I think I'm ok. Haven't had much opportunity in a while. A long while. :grumble:
  • theuber
    theuber Posts: 51
    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small

    Roflol! Well, your sense of humor makes up for all of your short comings.... :laugh:
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small

    Roflol! Well, your sense of humor makes up for all of your short comings.... :laugh:

    I was going to make a joke out of this last post, but I don't wanna get my first ever warning :happy:
  • theuber
    theuber Posts: 51
    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small

    Roflol! Well, your sense of humor makes up for all of your short comings.... :laugh:

    I was going to make a joke out of this last post, but I don't wanna get my first ever warning :happy:

    My joke was inadvertent, even! I didn't notice the word play until I submitted it. :laugh:
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small

    Lol! Nice. :laugh:
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
    Come here and tell me.
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    No idea! My last bf was the only guy I've ever kissed, and I was the only girl he'd kissed, so we had nothing to compare it to. I remember I didn't like kissing him at first, but we definitely got better with time ;)
  • 5erious
    5erious Posts: 469
    lol
  • 5erious
    5erious Posts: 469
    I'm horrible at kissing. I don't know what to do with my hands. I make animal noises and I've been compared to the sound of a wet mop on the floor. But my penis? HUGE.


    Im kidding. Its really small

    Roflol! Well, your sense of humor makes up for all of your short comings.... :laugh:

    I was going to make a joke out of this last post, but I don't wanna get my first ever warning :happy:

    I was gonna make a penis joke but its too long

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