Will this work as a detox?

Mutant13
Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
I'm thinking about taking acid baths? I know it will mostly be 'skin weight' ill be losing but I'm ok with that. I had a friend who did it and she didn't put any skin back on and she weighs about 5lb less now so it obviously works.
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  • LosingitinWY
    LosingitinWY Posts: 29 Member
    skin is probably over rated anyway. Good luck! ;)
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Yeah exactly and without skin I will probably have a thigh gap I think
  • LosingitinWY
    LosingitinWY Posts: 29 Member
    :laugh: True. I may have to give this method a try (after all...I'm reading about it on THE WEB soooo it must be legit, right?)

    Would fat cells just fall off if skin wasn't holding them in place??? Acid baths definitely worth considering
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Yeah it just melts the fat cells away so even if the skin grows back it will be toned
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Acid wash is so 80s!
  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
    What if we shoot it up? Will it target just the fat cells?
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Would it be like that movie, "Devil's Rain"?
  • LosingitinWY
    LosingitinWY Posts: 29 Member
    Acid wash is so 80s!

    so it's retro, right?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    What if we shoot it up? Will it target just the fat cells?

    Nah tried that. I'm high as a kite right now and still not a size 0
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    omg are you being serious right now?!

    what the hell is wrong with people?

    you really need to learn to love the skin you're in sweetie

    ((hugs))
  • I'm thinking about taking acid baths? I know it will mostly be 'skin weight' ill be losing but I'm ok with that. I had a friend who did it and she didn't put any skin back on and she weighs about 5lb less now so it obviously works.

    Who cares? A loss is a loss right? You will beat those scales sista!! Good luck!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    That's right it's the number on the scale that matters. I think if I do the acid bath, do slimfast and cut out all carbs and fats ill be fine. As long as I take a multivitamin, right?
  • skinnytayy
    skinnytayy Posts: 459
    Is it bad that when i first read this, i thought it was serious and was like WTF?

    ...........................I think its time for bed.
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    You're all talk - go try it then post the photos so we can all see if it works.
  • noobletmcnugget
    noobletmcnugget Posts: 518 Member
    I bathe in lemon juice every evening for exactly 34.5 minutes. Also, if you mix your drinking water with concentrated hydrochloric acid then the acid diffuses into your bloodstream and into fat cells, essentially frying them.
  • LosingitinWY
    LosingitinWY Posts: 29 Member
    :noway: It's not serious?

    Is it bad that when i first read this, i thought it was serious and was like WTF?

    ...........................I think its time for bed.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    You could always try hydrochloric acid.
  • I'm thinking about taking acid baths? I know it will mostly be 'skin weight' ill be losing but I'm ok with that. I had a friend who did it and she didn't put any skin back on and she weighs about 5lb less now so it obviously works.

    You can do better then 5 lbs ... your skin can weigh between 8 and 10 lbs on the average Human body :glasses:
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    But if you acid-wash your skin off and your fat cells melt away so will your badonkadonk. And if your skin doesnt grow back your tissues might dry up and fall off eventually leaving you as a blend of exposed bones, dried up and/or decaying flesh and shoes. You would also be naked because your clothes wouldnt fit. And people would point at you and call you "zombie girl" and "bones" . Perhaps using some nanobytes and injecting them into your skinn might be better. You could program them to blast the fk out of the fat cells. And then when they are done they can reprogram themselves into an internal light source so you will glow just like mr. Burns on the Simpsons
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I'm thinking about taking acid baths? I know it will mostly be 'skin weight' ill be losing but I'm ok with that. I had a friend who did it and she didn't put any skin back on and she weighs about 5lb less now so it obviously works.

    For the best effect use 36% HCL any lower is pointless.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    You could always try hydrochloric acid.

    will it help with wrinkles?
  • M______
    M______ Posts: 288 Member
    The last acid bath I saw was in breaking bad.

    And that didn't work out too well O.o
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    You might try it as an enema. Just add some coffee to it.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    omg are you being serious right now?!

    what the hell is wrong with people?

    you really need to learn to love the skin you're in sweetie

    ((hugs))

    OMG..are you f-ing kidding me? Do you even know the definition of satire? Is your humor meter completely broken? Please, before passing your moralistic judgments, try to get a feel of the place before commenting. This is after all a chit-chat section. You know, chit-chat as in take that stick out of your &$#?!!

    ((Hugs))
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    omg are you being serious right now?!

    what the hell is wrong with people?

    you really need to learn to love the skin you're in sweetie

    ((hugs))

    OMG..are you f-ing kidding me? Do you even know the definition of satire? Is your humor meter completely broken? Please, before passing your moralistic judgments, try to get a feel of the place before commenting. This is after all a chit-chat section. You know, chit-chat as in take that stick out of your &$#?!!

    ((Hugs))

    Ironically, I'm pretty sure the poster you quoted was being satirical...
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    You might try it as an enema. Just add some coffee to it.

    That is apparently not a joke to some people :(
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    OP, you're gonna have to invest in saran-wrap. Acid baths will remove your "skin weight" but once the skin is gone, if your muscles are exposed to too much air they will swell and you will get bulky!!! The only way to prevent this is head-to-toe saran mummification.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    omg are you being serious right now?!

    what the hell is wrong with people?

    you really need to learn to love the skin you're in sweetie

    ((hugs))

    OMG..are you f-ing kidding me? Do you even know the definition of satire? Is your humor meter completely broken? Please, before passing your moralistic judgments, try to get a feel of the place before commenting. This is after all a chit-chat section. You know, chit-chat as in take that stick out of your &$#?!!

    ((Hugs))

    Ironically, I'm pretty sure the poster you quoted was being satirical...

    Sometimes satire is so satirical that everybody thinks you're serious. :wink:
  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member
    Acid wash is so 80s!
    <chuckles>
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    What ??? Take a bath in acid, no way - here's a warning that's over 40 years old about acid -:wink:

    "To get back to the warning that I received. You may take it with however many grains of salt that you wish. That the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one, ok?" - Wavy Gravey - Woodstock