Exercises to make muscles longer?

jofjltncb6
jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
Does anyone have any exercises to make muscles longer?

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    No. No one does.

    The End
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    No. No one does.

    The End

    /thread
  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    There are none. They are attached to the bone. They don't get longer than the bone they are attached to.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    I do. But they are super secret. You have to send me 19.95 American and I will give them to you. I accepts PayPal and western union!
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    Only high-end gyms have equipment like this though.
  • camrunner
    camrunner Posts: 363
    The thing you're thinking of... yeah, that's actually not a muscle. But still, no.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Does anyone have any exercises to make muscles longer?
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  • songbyrdsweet
    songbyrdsweet Posts: 5,691 Member
    The thing you're thinking of... yeah, that's actually not a muscle. But still, no.

    There are muscle fibers in that. It's not 'a' muscle, but I guess technically since the end isn't connected to anything the fibers get longer. I retract my previous statement in this instance.
  • pcastagner
    pcastagner Posts: 1,606 Member
    Now I understand why my friend is always going on about girls with a great rack. They have machinery for muscle lengthening.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    The thing you're thinking of... yeah, that's actually not a muscle. But still, no.

    Just so we're all clear, I was *not* thinking about that when I posted this...


    ...but now I am...


    ...and I am *not* happy about that.


    Any further posts from you that make me think about that will result in me putting you on ignore.
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    Does anyone have any exercises to make muscles longer?
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    lol Actually, ballet is a lot less painful. Why do you think that dancers have legs that appear so long? I say go for it! But please--when you do, post videos.
  • gamersgym
    gamersgym Posts: 195 Member
    You guys didn't play enough Street Fighter in the 90's
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  • dittmarml
    dittmarml Posts: 351 Member
    Not sure what you're asking exactly but stretching, massage and warm water immersion will all cause muscles to relax/relieve tightening, which can cause the functional range of motion to increase...the muscle doesn't actually get longer, though.
  • MyOwnSunshine
    MyOwnSunshine Posts: 1,312 Member
    I read about these body wrap things this morning that help you to lose 60 pounds in 4 months with no diet and exercise. They seem fairly miraculous, so I'm sure for the low price of $59.99 the person that is selling them could promise that they lengthen your muscles, too. Try it and find out!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    penis pump?

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