Eating for your Sign of the Zodiac???

WinnerVictorious
WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
why not? no dumber than any other diet fad that gets mentioned on this site.

fortunately, being a Libra allows me to eat pizza, pop tarts, skittles, and ice cream as long as i weigh it beforehand... so, i'm good. :drinker:

what does your sign allow you to eat?
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  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    My husband is a Libra, I'll be sure to pass on this helpful info. I'm a Pisces, so I guess I'm stuck with eating fish food.
  • rosebarnalice
    rosebarnalice Posts: 3,488 Member
    I'm a Gemini-- so I get two of everything!
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    hmm....as a Virgo I'm almost afraid to think of what I get to eat.
    Unicorns & glitter maybe?
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    I'm a Gemini-- so I get two of everything!

    ahh. No fair. :tongue:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    My husband is a Libra, I'll be sure to pass on this helpful info. I'm a Pisces, so I guess I'm stuck with eating fish food.

    Gack! that sounds really awful. you should really consider getting a new birthday.

    p-119152-44512-fish-food.jpg
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    I'm a Saggitaruis, I only get to eat what I can shoot? Bummer.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    I'm a Leo. So someone I don't know on this forum needs to be tell me what to eat so I can follow it exactly and come back and complain when it doesn't work in 3 days.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I'm a Capricorn...if goats and fish ate meat, I'd be all good to go.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I'm a Scorpio which apparently means I live off of beer and steak.
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    Fee Fi Fo Fummm
    Rubbing tummy...line up all the virgins for a roast.
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    I'm a Leo. So someone I don't know on this forum needs to be tell me what to eat so I can follow it exactly and come back and complain when it doesn't work in 3 days.

    :noway: Bahhhahhhahahahah!
  • rosebarnalice
    rosebarnalice Posts: 3,488 Member
    I'm a Leo. So someone I don't know on this forum needs to be tell me what to eat so I can follow it exactly and come back and complain when it doesn't work in 3 days.

    You need to chase yourself down some wildebeast or gazelle.
  • why not? no dumber than any other diet fad that gets mentioned on this site.

    fortunately, being a Libra allows me to eat: pizza, pop tarts, skittles, and ice cream... so, i'm good. :drinker:

    what does your sign allow you to eat?

    :drinker:
  • wjniii
    wjniii Posts: 110 Member
    I'm a Libra too. That's why I try to eat balanced meals. My wife is a Taurus so I guess that means she has to eat a lot of bull (mostly from me - thank God she's a saint.):smooched:
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    Why did you go there...I'm a True Scorpio and My meal of choice is not animal, vegetable or mineral, well kinda. WUT?
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I'm a Leo. So someone I don't know on this forum needs to be tell me what to eat so I can follow it exactly and come back and complain when it doesn't work in 3 days.

    duh... whatever lions eat.
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    Aries... what do I eat??
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Taurus gets to eat all the things.
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    I don't wanna work for my dinner so won't be chasing anything. I'll see if the store has packaged gazelle or lion meat.
  • lioness803
    lioness803 Posts: 325 Member
    I'm a Leo. So someone I don't know on this forum needs to be tell me what to eat so I can follow it exactly and come back and complain when it doesn't work in 3 days.

    I'm thinking as Lions we need to go strictly carnivore!
  • itslouiejay
    itslouiejay Posts: 26 Member
    I'm an Aquarius, just water for me... >_>
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    I'm an Aquarius, just water for me... >_>

    remember... 8 x 8oz. every day. and only water counts as water because once you add tea or any sort of flavoring to it, the H2O molecules are destroyed.
  • BuckeyeBabe10
    BuckeyeBabe10 Posts: 204 Member
    hmm....as a Virgo I'm almost afraid to think of what I get to eat.
    Unicorns & glitter maybe?

    Bwahahaha! I'm a Virgo too...this thread has great possibilities ahead of it..."In" for the creative responses.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Libra here, and I eat all the foods so long as everything is in balance, of course.

    I had brussels sprouts, broccoli, carrots, and cauliflower for lunch. Tonight, I plan to balance that out with pizza and a Sweetwater 420.
  • clairabellle
    clairabellle Posts: 332 Member
    I'm an Aquarius as well - should be on just water ....... Pffft!
    Now that's why I'm so fat.
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    I'm a Scorpio which apparently means I live off of beer and steak.

    As a Scorpio, I approve of this diet.
  • rosebarnalice
    rosebarnalice Posts: 3,488 Member
    Aries... what do I eat??

    Lawns, mostly.
  • karenhray7
    karenhray7 Posts: 219 Member
    I'm cuspy-Taurus/Aries. So I get to eat anything I d@mn well please. With fire.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    I'm an aquarius, so that I will be eating my new plan "The Super Water Cleanse". Line up fellow aquarii, only $200 for a 2 month supply. You will be lean in no time!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Cancer.

    mmm deviled crab.