If you're feeling old and fat, just remember -

stumblinthrulife · April 2013

...in the grand scheme of things, you are a statistically irrelevant amount of matter, in existence (at least in the form that you call 'you') for a statistically irrelevant amount of time.

http://scaleofuniverse.com/
http://hereistoday.com/

TylerJ76 · April 2013

Oh gee thanks..

SoViLicious · April 2013

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

_crafty_ · April 2013

Take your statistics and GTFO.

I matter.

Mainebikerchick · April 2013

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

*LICK* I sure do!!

DontStopB_Leakin · April 2013

I bet you're popular at parties.

Hi_Im_Jess · April 2013

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

LMAO I was saying this in my head earlier today

silvergurl518 · April 2013

meanie.

TylerJ76 · April 2013

Take your statistics and GTFO.

I matter.

This.

pastryari · April 2013

diodelcibo · April 2013

Lies my carbon is better...

JessieJanie · April 2013

:frown:

stumblinthrulife · April 2013

I bet you're popular at parties.

I try to leave my nihilistic tendencies at the door.

auroranflash · April 2013

#suicide

Contrarian · April 2013

Thank you. That made me feel much better. I was feeling some pressure, and I now realise that nothing I do matters. What a relief!

JeepBaja · April 2013

TeachTheGirl · April 2013

This thread is about me, isn't it.

mleech77 · April 2013

stumblinthrulife · April 2013

This thread is about me, isn't it.

Yes.

Who are you, again?

Thomasm198 · April 2013

HowieTwoPointZero · April 2013

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

cmcollins001 · April 2013

AuddAlise · April 2013

A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?

:bigsmile:

AuddAlise · April 2013

I honestly though this was going to say "at least your above the ground today".

auroranflash · April 2013

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Oh, I love this story! My daddy used to read it before bed! Tell it again, please!

HeelsAndBoxingGloves · April 2013

:noway:

ILiftHeavyAcrylics · April 2013

BeachGingerOnTheRocks · April 2013

My Wheaties suddenly feel damp. And yellow.

:frown:

Dead_Darling · April 2013

:brokenheart:

Ramberta · April 2013

Why is everyone acting as if this is some sort of heartbreaking revelation? Of course nothing we do matters.

However, that isn't going to stop me from losing this weight. Because I may be an insignificant speck in the universe...

But I am going to be a DAMN FINE speck.

cmcollins001 · April 2013

If you're feeling old and fat, just remember -

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