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No one noticed my loss

_SABOTEUR_
_SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
edited January 22 in Chit-Chat
I lost my dear little kitten Jiggles and no one has mentioned it. People come to my house and never say anything. They must know, because I've had him stuffed and he's on the mantelpiece.

Why are people so inconsiderate? I have lost something and I GET NOTHING.

I'm not looking for attention or anything though.
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  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,545 Member
    you have some ripped thighs....for a girl.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    you have some ripped thighs....for a girl.

    qft
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    It's because nobody misses a cat.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I am sorry for your loss

    if "jiggles" is a euphemism for something, I am extra sorry.
  • FranksRumHam
    FranksRumHam Posts: 198 Member
    did your "cat" happen to attack someone you met on POF? and now they wont talk to you due to said attack?
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    It's because nobody misses a cat.

    Especially if you put them on a vegan diet.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    did your "cat" happen to attack someone you met on POF? and now they wont talk to you due to said attack?
    DAMMT, HE BEAT ME.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    He's no longer a cat, he's the elephant in the room.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    did your "cat" happen to attack someone you met on POF? and now they wont talk to you due to said attack?

    Who sir? Me sir? A POF sir? How very dare you!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
    I lost my dear little kitten Jiggles and no one has mentioned it. People come to my house and never say anything. They must know, because I've had him stuffed and he's on the mantelpiece.

    Why are people so inconsiderate? I have lost something and I GET NOTHING.

    I'm not looking for attention or anything though.

    If you lost Jiggles, where did you find him? Why did you stuff him? Why put him on the mantlepiece?
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • Belinda658
    Belinda658 Posts: 181 Member
    They are jealous you no longer have a cat
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    you have some ripped thighs....for a girl.

    BTW nice ink Corvus.....as for the OP shave them legs you'll get less resistance sweetie.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:

    No one mentioned it, but we've all seen the video.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:

    HEY! Found it....rolled under the nightstand.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    It's because nobody misses a cat.

    Lies. All lies!
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
    The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:

    Poor you. On the day I lost mine, the entire village had a "Girl, You'll Be a Woman... SOON!" celebration.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    It's because nobody misses a cat.

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  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    you have some ripped thighs....for a girl.

    Not a girl... And very attractive "Go-Cat" picture in your albumn. :happy:

    ****************Rainbow Bridge**********************
    Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
    When an animal dies that has been especially close to some-
    one here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows
    and hills for all our special friends so they can run and
    play together. There is plenty of food, water, and sunshine
    and our friends are warm and comfortable.

    All the animals who have been ill and old are restored to health
    and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong
    again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times
    gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small
    thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be
    left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when
    one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are
    intent; his eager body begins to quiver. Suddenly, he begins to run
    from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him
    faster and faster.

    You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend
    finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to
    be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your
    hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more
    into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your
    life but never absent from your heart.

    Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together...

    -- Anon. --
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    On the mantle???

    No no no...you're supposed to keep it in a bag...

    ...and *never* let it out.



    (Well, at least not on a first date.)
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
    On the mantle???

    No no no...you're supposed to keep it in a bag...

    ...and *never* let it out.



    (Well, at least not on a first date.)

    Or put it in a cage and claim that it's pining for the fjords.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:

    No one mentioned it, but we've all seen the video.

    As I recall, it was more of a "short" than a full feature.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:

    HEY! Found it....rolled under the nightstand.

    GIVE IT BACK. :angry:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:

    Poor you. On the day I lost mine, the entire village had a "Girl, You'll Be a Woman... SOON!" celebration.

    Sure. Rub it in. :angry:
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:
    We were embarrassed to say anything, what with it on the mantle and all.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Short-hair or tabby?
  • KinzieElise
    KinzieElise Posts: 584 Member
    Maybe it just looks like it's still alive and they just think your cat really really loves that spot on your mantle. :laugh:
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Short-hair or tabby?

    Tabby. I like the lion mane look. It's so much harder to stuff though. I was at it for hours.
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Did you use memory foam?
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