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    Posts: 6,833 Member
    edited January 22 in Chit-Chat
    I lost my dear little kitten Jiggles and no one has mentioned it. People come to my house and never say anything. They must know, because I've had him stuffed and he's on the mantelpiece.

    Why are people so inconsiderate? I have lost something and I GET NOTHING.

    I'm not looking for attention or anything though.

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    • Posts: 2,545 Member
      you have some ripped thighs....for a girl.
    • Posts: 7,010 Member
      you have some ripped thighs....for a girl.

      qft
    • Posts: 3,614 Member
      It's because nobody misses a cat.
    • Posts: 3,677 Member
      I am sorry for your loss

      if "jiggles" is a euphemism for something, I am extra sorry.
    • Posts: 198 Member
      did your "cat" happen to attack someone you met on POF? and now they wont talk to you due to said attack?
    • Posts: 6,833 Member
      It's because nobody misses a cat.

      Especially if you put them on a vegan diet.
    • Posts: 3,863 Member
      did your "cat" happen to attack someone you met on POF? and now they wont talk to you due to said attack?
      DAMMT, HE BEAT ME.
    • Posts: 2,675 Member
      He's no longer a cat, he's the elephant in the room.
    • Posts: 6,833 Member
      did your "cat" happen to attack someone you met on POF? and now they wont talk to you due to said attack?

      Who sir? Me sir? A POF sir? How very dare you!
    • Posts: 8,138 Member
      The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:
    • Posts: 2,130 Member
      I lost my dear little kitten Jiggles and no one has mentioned it. People come to my house and never say anything. They must know, because I've had him stuffed and he's on the mantelpiece.

      Why are people so inconsiderate? I have lost something and I GET NOTHING.

      I'm not looking for attention or anything though.

      If you lost Jiggles, where did you find him? Why did you stuff him? Why put him on the mantlepiece?
    • Posts: 8,646 Member
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    • Posts: 181 Member
      They are jealous you no longer have a cat
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      you have some ripped thighs....for a girl.

      BTW nice ink Corvus.....as for the OP shave them legs you'll get less resistance sweetie.
    • Posts: 6,833 Member
      The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:

      No one mentioned it, but we've all seen the video.
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:

      HEY! Found it....rolled under the nightstand.
    • Posts: 2,996 Member
      It's because nobody misses a cat.

      Lies. All lies!
    • Posts: 2,181 Member
      The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:

      Poor you. On the day I lost mine, the entire village had a "Girl, You'll Be a Woman... SOON!" celebration.
    • Posts: 5,044 Member
      It's because nobody misses a cat.

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    • Posts: 1,306 Member
      you have some ripped thighs....for a girl.

      Not a girl... And very attractive "Go-Cat" picture in your albumn. :happy:

      ****************Rainbow Bridge**********************
      Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
      When an animal dies that has been especially close to some-
      one here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows
      and hills for all our special friends so they can run and
      play together. There is plenty of food, water, and sunshine
      and our friends are warm and comfortable.

      All the animals who have been ill and old are restored to health
      and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong
      again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times
      gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small
      thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be
      left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when
      one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are
      intent; his eager body begins to quiver. Suddenly, he begins to run
      from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him
      faster and faster.

      You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend
      finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to
      be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your
      hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more
      into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your
      life but never absent from your heart.

      Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together...

      -- Anon. --
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
      On the mantle???

      No no no...you're supposed to keep it in a bag...

      ...and *never* let it out.



      (Well, at least not on a first date.)
    • Posts: 2,181 Member
      On the mantle???

      No no no...you're supposed to keep it in a bag...

      ...and *never* let it out.



      (Well, at least not on a first date.)

      Or put it in a cage and claim that it's pining for the fjords.
    • Posts: 8,138 Member
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      No one mentioned it, but we've all seen the video.

      As I recall, it was more of a "short" than a full feature.
    • Posts: 8,138 Member
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      HEY! Found it....rolled under the nightstand.

      GIVE IT BACK. :angry:
    • Posts: 8,138 Member
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      Poor you. On the day I lost mine, the entire village had a "Girl, You'll Be a Woman... SOON!" celebration.

      Sure. Rub it in. :angry:
    • Posts: 1,759 Member
      The same thing happened to me when I lost my virginity. No one even mentioned it. :angry:
      We were embarrassed to say anything, what with it on the mantle and all.
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
      Short-hair or tabby?
    • Posts: 584 Member
      Maybe it just looks like it's still alive and they just think your cat really really loves that spot on your mantle. :laugh:
    • Posts: 6,833 Member
      Short-hair or tabby?

      Tabby. I like the lion mane look. It's so much harder to stuff though. I was at it for hours.
    • Posts: 600 Member
      Did you use memory foam?
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