here's an idea to lose weight!

if you move a lot, you need to eat a lot!! its a no brainer!!! lol

Thank you for this brilliant contribution to the MFP weight loss community. You have given us all the missing equation for successfully losing weight. The Old Common Wisdom of Eat More Don'T Move At All has finally been usurped! The villagers shall rejoice at this news and statues erected n your honor!

I love you,

What about raspberry ketones though?

I wish!!

hahahaha, love it.

Thank you for this brilliant contribution to the MFP weight loss community. You have given us all the missing equation for successfully losing weight. The Old Common Wisdom of Eat More Don'T Move At All has finally been usurped! The villagers shall rejoice at this news and statues erected n your honor!

You are tiny!

I wish!!

hahahaha, love it.

Thank you for this brilliant contribution to the MFP weight loss community. You have given us all the missing equation for successfully losing weight. The Old Common Wisdom of Eat More Don'T Move At All has finally been usurped! The villagers shall rejoice at this news and statues erected n your honor!

You are tiny!

Totally pocket sized.

I like to mix my raspberry ketones in with my HCG / Alli shake.

Why not instant weight loss? Just cut a limb off.

A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
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Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

I do have doll sized hands.

All the better!

FALSE. 100% of people suffering from an STD have both eaten and moved at some stage in their lives. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES

Also your profile picture irks me. "Pretending to be a shark" is generally not conductive to weight loss or general life improvement. I spent years pretending to be a shark and expecting miracle results. What a waste of time

Also your profile picture irks me. "Pretending to be a shark" is generally not conductive to weight loss or general life improvement. I spent years pretending to be a shark and expecting miracle results. What a waste of time

You were doing it wrong. You have to actually live the shark lifestyle. Swimming constantly, salt water in your eyes, tracking the blood of your victims for miles around, poor dental hygiene. I know that it sounds glamorous to pretend, but the actual shark lifestyle takes a lot out of you and causes massive weight loss.

FALSE. 100% of people suffering from an STD have both eaten and moved at some stage in their lives. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES

Hey baby, I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.

...you want me inside of you?

Are you going to bake me a pie with apples, cinnamon, and your hair?

I've already expended far too much hair sending envelopes full of it to men on death row so no.

whierd - you are awsome. can I be your best friend?

I wish!!

hahahaha, love it.

Thank you for this brilliant contribution to the MFP weight loss community. You have given us all the missing equation for successfully losing weight. The Old Common Wisdom of Eat More Don'T Move At All has finally been usurped! The villagers shall rejoice at this news and statues erected n your honor!

You are tiny!

Maybe a little off topic, but you look AMAZING!

FALSE. 100% of people suffering from an STD have both eaten and moved at some stage in their lives. DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES

Hey baby, I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U.

...you want me inside of you?

Are you going to bake me a pie with apples, cinnamon, and your hair?

I've already expended far too much hair sending envelopes full of it to men on death row so no.

If you aren't committed then this isn't going to work.