Kegels aren't enough anymore!

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  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
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    I prefer my vaginas to be girly and flowery looking.
  • Dr_Flo
    Dr_Flo Posts: 465
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    She may be able to lift weights .. but can she do this?

    High-School-Bully-GIF.gif

    The classic Pony throw!

    YES!
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    At what point in your twisted life does that even cross you mind to try.....

    It was in Russia. That should give you a clue.

    *kitten* if I move to Russia am I going to be required to do this?!

    It's required to even get into the country!
  • SquidandWhale
    SquidandWhale Posts: 259
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    I hope the egg was well waxed.

    I think I'll stick with the not having kids things and regular old kegels to prevent a prolapse.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    Am I the only one that wonders what that would feel like?!?

    I sometimes Wonder what it's like to do the helicopter!

    OMG, Me too! Please, enlighten us. We all know you do it.

    Who doesn't? Girls have boobs, guys can do the helicopter... although, personally I feel that we got the 'shaft' in this deal. :bigsmile:
  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member
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    That's one tough snatch.
    :laugh:
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    Am I the only one that wonders what that would feel like?!?

    I sometimes Wonder what it's like to do the helicopter!

    OMG, Me too! Please, enlighten us. We all know you do it.

    Who doesn't? Girls have boobs, guys can do the helicopter... although, personally I feel that we got the 'shaft' in this deal. :bigsmile:

    Ah, that's punny!
  • elledeery
    elledeery Posts: 866
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    If I were a guy I wouldn't want to have angry sex with her, she'd crush your bird!
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
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    Kinda disappointed. I was hoping this was a "I pissed myself" thread. :bigsmile:
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
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    no. just no.
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
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    I can see it now.....honey do you mind? I could use some orange juice.....
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
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    What man would put their *you know what* inside her *you know what*?

    All of them.

    YUP
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
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    What? This isn't normal? I use 50lb weights and can rip a man in half.

    how you doing?

    Ummmm, after looking at your pics...how I am doing is awesome and what I am doing is practicing my kegels.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Am I the only one that wonders what that would feel like?!?

    Nope.
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
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    What? This isn't normal? I use 50lb weights and can rip a man in half.

    how you doing?

    Ummmm, after looking at your pics...how I am doing is awesome and what I am doing is practicing my kegels.

    Shush you wicked woman, just shush.... LOL
  • Liatush
    Liatush Posts: 627 Member
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    Well, I'm relieved she's using a condom... lord knows we wouldn't want to see if the egg can get her pregnant... lol
  • Success1984
    Success1984 Posts: 11 Member
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    Hilarious
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
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    Men don't like bulky vaginas.

    speak for yourself
  • GrnEyz80
    GrnEyz80 Posts: 121
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    Afraid to open the link at work lol

    Same here!! I want to see what everyone is talking about....but...sounds like it isn't exactly "work appropriate!