Your ineptness...

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  • Crystal019
    Crystal019 Posts: 26
    Trying to volumize with the round brush is a killer.

    I usually give up and just tie my hair back.

    That look has lasted the past ten years. :bigsmile:
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
    I'm also pretty socially inept, can't make small talk to save my life.

    This ----> :yawn: is how most people look whenever they meet me.

    :bigsmile:


    yeah that's pretty much me too... but if I know you real well... look out! :noway:
  • mamaof2girls
    mamaof2girls Posts: 332 Member
    I am pretty inept at following directions.......I want to do it my own way darnit!!

    Oh, and keeping in touch with friends.....I don't mean to, but life gets in the way.:ohwell:
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    I can't drive...lol therefore I have no license!

    I'm not very good at "leaving things for later" or just relaxing. I can be exhausted but if there is a dish in the sink it needs to be washed. So I guess the problem is I'm obsessive complusive lol

    I can't hang a picture straight

    oh god there are so many, I'll just leave it at that lol
  • georgiaj
    georgiaj Posts: 59
    I can only whistle by sucking in too.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Trying to volumize with the round brush is a killer.

    I usually give up and just tie my hair back.

    That look has lasted the past ten years. :bigsmile:

    Painting my toenails is a skill that escapes me too. My feet usually look like I've used a roller brush on them. :laugh:
  • Crystal019
    Crystal019 Posts: 26
    I'm also pretty socially inept, can't make small talk to save my life.

    This ----> :yawn: is how most people look whenever they meet me.

    :bigsmile:

    thpuhleeze.gif

    If that's true, then I'm a mute. lol
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I'm also pretty socially inept, can't make small talk to save my life.

    This ----> :yawn: is how most people look whenever they meet me.

    :bigsmile:

    thpuhleeze.gif

    If that's true, then I'm a mute. lol

    What was that????

    snickeringg.gif
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,646 Member
    Completely inept at:

    Tweezing my eyebrows - one is always smaller or a different shape than the other :noway:

    coming up with a good one liner at exactly the right moment :grumble:

    telling jokes - for the life of me I don't remember any and if I do I have no delivery!

    playing video games - my 7yo puts me to shame!! :grumble:

    leaving any food on my plate at a restaurant (or anyone elses plate for that matter!)
  • amandat_79
    amandat_79 Posts: 221 Member
    I can't put on mascara without getting some on my upper lid and I can't bake without either burning or undercooking it. :grumble:
  • yoginimary
    yoginimary Posts: 6,789 Member
    I can't

    Iron - the only thing I could ever iron was a dishtowel
    Do my own make up - if it's beyond lipstick and eyeliner, it's beyond me
    Dress myself - haven't change my style since 1987
    Do my hair - I own a brush, but not a curling iron or hairdryer, or even hairspray
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    I can't put on mascara without getting some on my upper lid and I can't bake without either burning or undercooking it. :grumble:

    see....I can't cook anything without burning myself.....I have scars all over my arms and hands from cooking!
  • Crystal019
    Crystal019 Posts: 26
    What was that????

    snickeringg.gif

    :laugh:
  • amandat_79
    amandat_79 Posts: 221 Member
    I can't put on mascara without getting some on my upper lid and I can't bake without either burning or undercooking it. :grumble:

    see....I can't cook anything without burning myself.....I have scars all over my arms and hands from cooking!

    That sounds a lot like my brother - he works at KFC as a cook and every time I see him he has a new burn/blister. His forearms are covered with burns and scars.
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    I can't put on mascara without getting some on my upper lid and I can't bake without either burning or undercooking it. :grumble:

    see....I can't cook anything without burning myself.....I have scars all over my arms and hands from cooking!

    That sounds a lot like my brother - he works at KFC as a cook and every time I see him he has a new burn/blister. His forearms are covered with burns and scars.

    My husband thinks it's hilarious. :grumble: See what he thinks when he ahs took cook it himself!!
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    OH, I can't hang curtains!!!!
  • Crystal019
    Crystal019 Posts: 26
    OH, I can't hang curtains!!!!

    lol

    I can't hang up pictures, or curtain rods straight.
    I can never use a hammer without hitting my thumb. :grumble:
    I've yet to master walking and drinking something at the same time. :drinker:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Oh yeah...can't draw with a dern either.

    Pick me for a drinking game, but not Pictionary. :tongue:
  • yoginimary
    yoginimary Posts: 6,789 Member
    Oh, I also can't remember whether I've seen a movie, until it's too late

    Can't dance either - not to music anyway
  • peej76
    peej76 Posts: 1,250 Member
    I can't cook

    I can't back up, parallel park, or drive at night

    I get lost.....alot lol!!
  • neome90
    neome90 Posts: 420
    Procrastination....Procrastination.... and oh yeah.... did I say Procrastination !!!!!!!!!
  • briblue72
    briblue72 Posts: 672 Member
    my handwriting is terrible

    i've never even tried to parallel park

    i can't cook without following a recipe to the letter

    I'm also no good at keeping secrets... :blushing:
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    No arts & crafts for me!!! I can't even use a hot glue gun!!!
  • tlitzner
    tlitzner Posts: 124
    I can't tell my right from my left. Can't tell you how many times i've been in the car with someone, told them to make a right, and when they do, scream at them for turning the wrong way.

    I can't remember appointments.

    Can't draw, paint, or sing.

    Have never been able to participate in organized sports. None. Ever. You know the awkward girl last picked in gym class? That's me.
  • WillPillageYourVillageForFood
    WillPillageYourVillageForFood Posts: 777 Member
    I get lost all the time especially when people give me directions involving north/south/east/west. I never mastered map reading skills as a child and to think I was once a police and fire dispatcher. Hmm that might be the reason I was asked to work in the jail instead. :laugh:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    I cant fold... anything, at least not symetrically, or maybe its just my OCD. Either way, I have to completely avoid folding.
    Which leads into wrapping presents, partly because of folding, partly because Im a guy.
    I also hate tying and untying knots. I have large fingers and they hate knots too.
    And hand writing for me is an incompetency because mine has been called "Charles Manson Serial Killer" handwriting. Thats not even an exaggeration... oh well.
  • icupfunny2000
    icupfunny2000 Posts: 470 Member
    Omg i am not the only person that cant tell their left from right? I have to hold up my hands and make a "L" with my thumb and pointer finger and the had that makes the "L" the right way is LEFT so i opbviously look like a jacka$$ when im giving directions and making "L's" with my fingers :laugh:

    I spell like a 2 year old!!!

    i lack organization skills

    I cant flip my tongue upside down and i cant lift one eye brow

    I have a super hard time finishing a task without starting another in the process.... e.g. ill start mopping then stop to pick up stuff off the table then put the stuff on the stairs to put away and realise the bathroom is a mess and start cleaning it .... without ever finishing the mopping it makes everyone around me crazy teehee


    Jackie
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    Omg i am not the only person that cant tell their left from right? I have to hold up my hands and make a "L" with my thumb and pointer finger and the had that makes the "L" the right way is LEFT so i opbviously look like a jacka$$ when im giving directions and making "L's" with my fingers :laugh:

    I spell like a 2 year old!!!

    i lack organization skills

    I cant flip my tongue upside down and i cant lift one eye brow

    I have a super hard time finishing a task without starting another in the process.... e.g. ill start mopping then stop to pick up stuff off the table then put the stuff on the stairs to put away and realise the bathroom is a mess and start cleaning it .... without ever finishing the mopping it makes everyone around me crazy teehee


    Jackie

    It's called Military Left!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 5KNohno
    5KNohno Posts: 503
    I can't tell my right from my left. Can't tell you how many times i've been in the car with someone, told them to make a right, and when they do, scream at them for turning the wrong way.

    I have to think about it first - "Which hand do I write with? Okay that's my right, so the other is left." Not good when hubby wants to know which way to turn NOW. :smile:
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
    saying what i mean and meaning what i say are hard for me-
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