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Post-coital snack

Ramberta
Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
edited January 23 in Chit-Chat
So today, I said "**** it" to my calorie goals, macronutrient goals, and any aspirations of eating healthy. I do this approximately once every two weeks, not that I particularly plan on it. It just happens, I am human.

After engaging in some hedonistic activities (that probably only burned a few dozen calories lol), I decided to further descend into decadence by making a plate of nachos -- shredded chicken, salsa verde, pepper jack cheese, and tortilla chips, nuked in the microwave to gooey perfection. Hlagghglhglhgl.

C'mon, I want to hear about the worst (best) thing you've eaten immediately after sex. Please don't go into graphic sex details, I would like this thread not to be locked :tongue: this thread is about FOODgasms!!
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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Chipotle
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    A pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia Ice Cream.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    A big ole' drink and night night.

    Oddly enough, it's no cookie after nookie for me.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    I've been known to give her some orange juice during a break. I don't want her getting dehydrated after all.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    CUPCAKES!!!!!

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  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Honey buns! #PunIntended
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    after coitus my wife is so full she couldn't possibly have anything else..
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    lol
  • OneEyeUp
    OneEyeUp Posts: 373 Member
    after coitus my wife is so full she couldn't possibly have anything else..

    :laugh:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    after coitus my wife is so full she couldn't possibly have anything else..

    She doesn't want McDonalds???

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  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    after coitus my wife is so full she couldn't possibly have anything else..

    She doesn't want McDonalds???

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    after coitus my wife is so full she couldn't possibly have anything else..

    Hahahah! Good answer :tongue:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Eat? I could barely stand, let alone make something to EAT. Now THAT man deserved a d*** sandwich!
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    I've been known to give her some orange juice during a break. I don't want her getting dehydrated after all.

    We can't have that! :laugh: I generally try to keep a cup of water by the bed for this reason :tongue:
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    Eat? I could barely stand, let alone make something to EAT. Now THAT man deserved a d*** sandwich!

    Props to your man! Jelly legs means a job well done. :laugh:
  • ronrstaats
    ronrstaats Posts: 294 Member
    Sleep... LOL
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Eat? I could barely stand, let alone make something to EAT. Now THAT man deserved a d*** sandwich!

    Props to your man! Jelly legs means a job well done. :laugh:

    ^^^^^^^^ AMEN
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Just some H2O and zzzzzzz :blushing:
  • dmf711
    dmf711 Posts: 141 Member
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    Otherwise, a very tall very cold glass of water and bowl of dry cereal, brought back to bed with me and eaten ravenously.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Whisky. Because it's also good before.

    And during.

    And after.

    On the rocks.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Peaches....I could eat a peach for hours....
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I like to eat first :wink:
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    It's been years since I had sex, but as I recall I generally cuddled up and went to sleep afterwards...who the hell wants to EAT after that? Ruins the afterglow.
  • clarkeje1
    clarkeje1 Posts: 1,626 Member
    what about things we eat during?
  • MzOnree
    MzOnree Posts: 124 Member
    Oh my gosh! This post is hilarious! The comments are awesome! I won't even put my answer down because nothing can top what is already posted, lmao! :smokin:
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    It varies between ice cream and scrambled eggs with cheese.

    I haven't done the touch since I started this whole lifestyle change but I imagine it hasn't varied much.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Pretty sure I had a Diet Coke last time. It was about as exciting as what came before it. ;)
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    RU486 ( for my wife of course )
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Food? No. Sleep ;)

    Bazinga!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Chocolate Hostess Zinger. Hits the spot.
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