unicorn vs leprachaun

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  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    Leprechaun because he has gold.

    Exactly ;)
  • xstarxdustx
    xstarxdustx Posts: 591 Member
    Unicorn. Leprachauns can be creepy.
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  • xstarxdustx
    xstarxdustx Posts: 591 Member
    Probably what a leprachaun would also say. :)
  • gloriann1
    gloriann1 Posts: 27 Member
    If you knew the mythology behind unicorns, many would not be as enthusiastic. If you ever met a unicorn one-on-one, you have to be a virginal female for it to not gore you to death with it's horn. (Knowledge bomb!)

    Leprechauns win!
  • th3lastunicorn
    th3lastunicorn Posts: 45
    Unicorns. They are majestic.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Well, duh, a unicorn. Anything that has a part of their body that is a phallus shape is a winner in my book.

    A Leprechaun has a phallus...

    So do approximately 50% of all unicorns...
    THANK YOU!!!! DOUBLE WHAMMY!

    ha u cant handle two, don't kid yourself......

    HAHAHAHA, OK. Keep talking.
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    Unicorn, no question. Trained to ride, trail and dressage.
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    If you knew the mythology behind unicorns, many would not be as enthusiastic. If you ever met a unicorn one-on-one, you have to be a virginal female for it to not gore you to death with it's horn. (Knowledge bomb!)


    well ****. i'd be a dead woman walking. F you unicorn.


    and: narwhal. duh.
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  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,162 Member
    Leprachaun for sure. How could you resist something so cute with an Irish accent??? and a unicorn could trample you to death...and they're harder to keep secret. Sheer size, and then there's the poop issue.....Leprachauns are toilet trained..unicorns...not so much..and who wants to clean up after that bomb is dropped?? NO WAY.

    us irish are pretty irresistible;) unicorns poop hopes, dreams, and wishes tho

    I'd still take the leprachaun over a bone-headed horse ANY day of the week....and there's something about Irish....they are in a category all on their own.
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    lep- lucky
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    leprachan make two very good wish for me then use the last wish for a unicorn to sell to the highest bider. easy
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    unicorns, because who wants to deal with this scary lil guyleprechuan.jpg
  • alias1001
    alias1001 Posts: 634 Member
    robot_unicorn_attack_by_robotpencil-d2zc0y9.jpg

    Win
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  • ChloeRoseLejeune
    ChloeRoseLejeune Posts: 488
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  • fit_spired_vicky
    fit_spired_vicky Posts: 152
    Unicorn. Leprachauns can be creepy.

    creepy is the new sexy;)

    :laugh:
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  • xDMartinHx
    xDMartinHx Posts: 1,002 Member
    leprachaun, cos im irish lol
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    leprachaun riding a unicorn over the rainbow to the pot of gold.
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,162 Member
    Leprachaun for sure. How could you resist something so cute with an Irish accent??? and a unicorn could trample you to death...and they're harder to keep secret. Sheer size, and then there's the poop issue.....Leprachauns are toilet trained..unicorns...not so much..and who wants to clean up after that bomb is dropped?? NO WAY.

    us irish are pretty irresistible;) unicorns poop hopes, dreams, and wishes tho

    I'd still take the leprachaun over a bone-headed horse ANY day of the week....and there's something about Irish....they are in a category all on their own.

    im sending you my finest leprechaun right now. your welcome.

    **kicks rocks**

    STILL haven't got a leprachaun.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    I choose Leprachaun, and more specifically this one:
    SEXY-LEPRECHAUN-COSTUME-34208.jpg

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