I'm thinking of taking up a cocaine habit...
BleedsCoffee
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...to help eliminate my afternoon cat naps. Do you guys think it'll help me lose weight too?
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Most definitely! Keep me updated on your progress0
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Yes, I swear by it. Throw a little meth in there to help.0
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Or, you can just do it legally and get a doc to write you a script for some adderall.0
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Or, you can just do it legally and get a doc to write you a script for some adderall.0
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My mom used to tell me to eat an apple at that time of day to get energy. It worked the times I tried it. I mean it's not all cool and studio 54 or anything but how can you be sleepy after all that crunching right?0
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Everything in moderation!0
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In B4 lock0
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most def. works like a charm.0
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Have you ever tried adding cocaine to your protein shakes? Does it mix well?0
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Cocaine?? Why do you take cocaine?0
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Only if you mix it with coconut oil. Coconut oil is the only food in the world that increases your metabolism.0
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Throw a little bit into your afternoon protein shakes and you're good to go.0
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Cut it with protein powder for serious gains.0
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IIFYM0
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Cut it with protein powder for serious gains.
See? THIS guy knows! *jutting thumb upward at post*0 -
Cut it with protein powder for serious gains.
*takes notes*0 -
That's a great idea0
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Walden Farms makes a negative calorie cocaine.0
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I'd certainly advise it over motorbikes - reckon I've spent more money and probably injured myself worse with them than if I'd gone with cocaine as a passtime!
Though, that did lead to me unwittingly getting a tramadol habit, which did help with me having naps (usually I can't nap really.) Unfortunately the napping bit wore off and when I stopped taking them I found out I was addicted! (Only took a couple of weeks to ween myself off them to be fair.)0 -
I am a Walden Farms Warrior.
But really, the peanut 'spread' is ****ing horrible. I found that a little bit isn't bad in a shake with bananas (because it's made with splenda and basically just sweetens it up), but do not attempt to eat it alone. I'd just throw it out but I hate wasting money.
The sesame ginger dressing is good though. Not as good as a product with calories. How much is saving 35 calories per 2 tablespoons worth to you?0
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