I'm thinking of taking up a cocaine habit...

BleedsCoffee
BleedsCoffee Posts: 247 Member
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...to help eliminate my afternoon cat naps. Do you guys think it'll help me lose weight too?

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  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Most definitely! Keep me updated on your progress :)
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Yes, I swear by it. Throw a little meth in there to help.
  • Carnivor0us
    Carnivor0us Posts: 1,752 Member
    Or, you can just do it legally and get a doc to write you a script for some adderall. ;)
  • BleedsCoffee
    BleedsCoffee Posts: 247 Member
    Or, you can just do it legally and get a doc to write you a script for some adderall. ;)
    I feel like I may have to legitimize my need for the drug beyond that I want to become more productive during the afternoon "slump" and not be such a fatass for that, though.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    My mom used to tell me to eat an apple at that time of day to get energy. It worked the times I tried it. I mean it's not all cool and studio 54 or anything but how can you be sleepy after all that crunching right?
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Everything in moderation!
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    In B4 lock
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    most def. works like a charm.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Have you ever tried adding cocaine to your protein shakes? Does it mix well?
  • 37434958
    37434958 Posts: 457 Member
    Cocaine?? Why do you take cocaine?
  • dakotawitch
    dakotawitch Posts: 190 Member
    Only if you mix it with coconut oil. Coconut oil is the only food in the world that increases your metabolism.
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Throw a little bit into your afternoon protein shakes and you're good to go.
  • dfonte
    dfonte Posts: 263 Member
    Cut it with protein powder for serious gains.
  • Velum_cado
    Velum_cado Posts: 1,608 Member
    IIFYM
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Cut it with protein powder for serious gains.

    See? THIS guy knows! *jutting thumb upward at post*
  • Mommylicous
    Mommylicous Posts: 121 Member
    Cut it with protein powder for serious gains.

    *takes notes*
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    That's a great idea
  • 257_Lag
    257_Lag Posts: 1,249 Member
    Walden Farms makes a negative calorie cocaine.
  • geebusuk
    geebusuk Posts: 3,348 Member
    I'd certainly advise it over motorbikes - reckon I've spent more money and probably injured myself worse with them than if I'd gone with cocaine as a passtime!

    Though, that did lead to me unwittingly getting a tramadol habit, which did help with me having naps (usually I can't nap really.) Unfortunately the napping bit wore off and when I stopped taking them I found out I was addicted! (Only took a couple of weeks to ween myself off them to be fair.)
  • dfonte
    dfonte Posts: 263 Member
    I am a Walden Farms Warrior.

    But really, the peanut 'spread' is ****ing horrible. I found that a little bit isn't bad in a shake with bananas (because it's made with splenda and basically just sweetens it up), but do not attempt to eat it alone. I'd just throw it out but I hate wasting money.

    The sesame ginger dressing is good though. Not as good as a product with calories. How much is saving 35 calories per 2 tablespoons worth to you?
  • violettatx
    violettatx Posts: 230 Member
    So long as it fits in your macros, why not? I say go for it.
  • M______
    M______ Posts: 288 Member
    http://cultso.com/artist-takes-every-drug-known-to-man-draws-self-portraits-after-each-use/

    Based on my extensive knowledge found from the above link I would suggest bath salts or dmt :)
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