Satan gives me power to achieve

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GuitarJerry
GuitarJerry Posts: 6,102 Member
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Yes, that's right. Satan helps me get through life. I look toward the dark lord for enlightenment.

I am so glad to have him in my life as a guiding light.

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  • kawickham85
    kawickham85 Posts: 62 Member
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    HAHAHA. love this
  • marydhastings
    marydhastings Posts: 132 Member
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    This doesn't have anything to do with the other post about Christ does it? O-o
  • kawickham85
    kawickham85 Posts: 62 Member
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    personally, i'm not too fond of satan. after all, satan is responsible for putting those damned calories in ice cream and beer.
  • danamariers
    danamariers Posts: 155 Member
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    This made me chuckle, then giggle then laugh out loud.

    Well played- tres cheeky!
  • Huffdogg
    Huffdogg Posts: 1,934 Member
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    No, no, no, no. He's responsible for making the empty calorie, low protein food DELICIOUS.

    But you gotta give the guy credit for independence. I'm a fan, too.
  • daisydaisy99
    daisydaisy99 Posts: 44 Member
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    personally, i'm not too fond of satan. after all, satan is responsible for putting those damned calories in ice cream and beer.

    No he's actually the one that invented control top pantyhose and high heels!
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
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    Hang out with Satan and you get to drink beer, eat pizza, and watch the game on TV, any sport, 24/7, in an overstuffed recliner
  • b7bbs
    b7bbs Posts: 158 Member
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    Yes, that's right. Satan helps me get through life. I look toward the dark lord for enlightenment.

    I am so glad to have him in my life as a guiding light.

    That's awesome.

    Also, I give myself all the glory for my successes, not some "high power". I never really understood religion anyways. If I do something great, I am going to thank myself, not thank "God". Just sayin lol.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    Oh, where did you meet him?
  • Tara_238
    Tara_238 Posts: 70 Member
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    I choked on my tea laughing.
  • valeriebpdx
    valeriebpdx Posts: 499 Member
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    I like you.
  • beyondjupiter
    beyondjupiter Posts: 247 Member
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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    On second thought.

    I'm not Christian and I don't really care what anyone chooses to believe or not to believe.

    I just want to do the best thing for myself and those around me.
  • longtimeterp
    longtimeterp Posts: 623 Member
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    Hang out with Satan and you get to drink beer, eat pizza, and watch the game on TV, any sport, 24/7, in an overstuffed recliner

    Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
    Need a little bit more of my twelve ounce nutrition
    One more helpin' of what I've been havin'
    I'm takin' my turn on the sin wagon
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    I hear his hot yoga centers are the best around.
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