Crankstr

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  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Now I have to know: did she take you back?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    The is an MFP hottie named Jules
    Who sent a scandalous picture to some fool
    When will Jac learn, too bad
    He's a total *kitten*
    But we all know he is a tool

    The is?

    bad and bag don't even rhyme.

    ....try again.


    They are close enough....

    OK. Fine.

    Jac should have kept his mouth closed
    Now the rest of Jule's male friends are hosed
    She'll send no more pics
    Cause Jac is a big d!ck
    Like the black one he frequently blows

    Much better! LOL! :laugh:
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,007 Member
    The is an MFP hottie named Jules
    Who sent a scandalous picture to some fool
    When will Jac learn, too bad
    He's a total *kitten*
    But we all know he is a tool

    The is?

    bad and bag don't even rhyme.

    ....try again.


    They are close enough....

    OK. Fine.

    Jac should have kept his mouth closed
    Now the rest of Jule's male friends are hosed
    She'll send no more pics
    Cause Jac is a big d!ck
    Like the black one he frequently blows

    Much better. :D
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,007 Member
    Now I have to know: did she take you back?

    Not only did she take me back....she sent me the FR.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Now I have to know: did she take you back?

    Not only did she take me back....she sent me the FR.

    watch your step.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    I deal with enough drama in real life.......Just reading this makes my head hurt.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    in for the nudes (i never got).

    h21FF1D15
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I deal with enough drama in real life.......Just reading this makes my head hurt.

    aw cmon...just a little friday fun

    you want a homer poem too?
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I'm not sure what happened, but this is pretty entertaining for a dull Friday, lol.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

    I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I haven't had my caffeine yet.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

    I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.

    You....I like your style.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
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  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,007 Member
    Poor homer it's OK don't cry
    Jules' boobies are locked up...bye bye
    You've still got your youporn
    Your palms still will be worn
    But use lube don't rub it out dry
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Now I have to know: did she take you back?

    Not only did she take me back....she sent me the FR.

    did you get a new pic along with it?
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    I feel so bad for people that have no idea what's going in this one...
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    She never sends me nudes :angry: :cry:
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Leave my cranky alone!!! :angry:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Poor homer it's OK don't cry
    Jules' boobies are locked up...bye bye
    You've still got your youporn
    Your palms still will be worn
    But use lube don't rub it out dry

    Y'all need to work on your limerick skillz!

    In the bonney old land of MFP
    Jules messaged her boobs for all to see
    The secret was let out
    Which made Homer and Jac pout
    And now her FL is minus three
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dumbarses...Jules is awesome.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,007 Member
    Poor homer it's OK don't cry
    Jules' boobies are locked up...bye bye
    You've still got your youporn
    Your palms still will be worn
    But use lube don't rub it out dry

    Y'all need to work on your limerick skillz!

    In the bonney old land of MFP
    Jules messaged her boobs for all to see
    The secret was let out
    Which made Homer and Jac pout
    And now her FL is minus three

    Us? You didn't even do it right. Line 1,2, and 5 are supposed to have 7,8,or 9 syllables (all the same).....Line 3 and 4 have 5 or 6. Yours are as follows:

    1 - 10
    2 - 9
    3-6
    4-7
    5 - 9


    Back to the drawing board.....
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
    h21FF1D15
    I LOLed at this.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Now I have to know: did she take you back?

    Not only did she take me back....she sent me the FR.

    Not buying that. I heard what she said about you...
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Damn you East Coast people. I always miss the fun. :grumble:
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    Us? You didn't even do it right. Line 1,2, and 5 are supposed to have 7,8,or 9 syllables (all the same).....Line 3 and 4 have 5 or 6. Yours are as follows:

    1 - 10
    2 - 9
    3-6
    4-7
    5 - 9


    Back to the drawing board.....

    Haikus have these rules
    That dictate your sentence length
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  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
    I assume this has something to do with your unexpected deletion? :glasses:

    this sounds like a medical condition.
    :laugh:

    Jacwhite, I think you're pretty darn funny. Sorry someone apparently did not agree.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Poor homer it's OK don't cry
    Jules' boobies are locked up...bye bye
    You've still got your youporn
    Your palms still will be worn
    But use lube don't rub it out dry

    Y'all need to work on your limerick skillz!

    In the bonney old land of MFP
    Jules messaged her boobs for all to see
    The secret was let out
    Which made Homer and Jac pout
    And now her FL is minus three

    Us? You didn't even do it right. Line 1,2, and 5 are supposed to have 7,8,or 9 syllables (all the same).....Line 3 and 4 have 5 or 6. Yours are as follows:

    1 - 10
    2 - 9
    3-6
    4-7
    5 - 9


    Back to the drawing board.....

    Close enough... at least it rhymes! :tongue:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Jac!!!
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    in for the nudes (i never got).

    h21FF1D15



    :laugh:
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