Crankstr

In the pleading

try harder.

Hey - I am! I am!

working on my apology :bigsmile:

:laugh:

Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.

SO, at what point do I get to take advantage of you love?

Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.

SO, at what point do I get to take advantage of you love?

Oh Kev, aren't you a busy boy...

There once was a poster named Crankster
Who made all the boys want to spank her
She sent out some nudes
to all of the dudes
except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



Sorry Jac, nothing personal

Alright... you win the limerick contest!

Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.

SO, at what point do I get to take advantage of you love?

Oh Kev, aren't you a busy boy...

Well, I am in love with her. :shrug:

There once was a poster named Crankster
Who made all the boys want to spank her
She sent out some nudes
to all of the dudes
except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



Sorry Jac, nothing personal

LMFAO Awesome;)

There once was a poster named Crankster
Who made all the boys want to spank her
She sent out some nudes
to all of the dudes
except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



Sorry Jac, nothing personal

Brilliant.

The is an MFP hottie named Jules
Who sent a scandalous picture to some fool
When will Jac learn, too bad
He's a total *kitten*
But we all know he is a tool

The is?

bad and bag don't even rhyme.

....try again.

They are close enough....

OK. Fine.

Jac should have kept his mouth closed
Now the rest of Jule's male friends are hosed
She'll send no more pics
Cause Jac is a big d!ck
Like the black one he frequently blows

OMG ♥

Jac wanted nude pictures from Cranky
then asked for some hanky panky
she deleted him
on a spur, on a whim
And now he just has to wanky.

See what I started.... no no no....no thanks needed.

I just sit back and enjoy my creation. All with a simple limerick.

:happy:

I'm too old for this sh1t but here goes:

Jules woke up h0rny one day!
She sent out some nudes to say "Hey"
Jac started to cry
And it turned into why
No more will be coming his way!

There once was a poster named Crankster
Who made all the boys want to spank her
She sent out some nudes
to all of the dudes
except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster

cont:

So Jac did all that he could
to make his punk *kitten* look good
he started a thread
about the girl he should bed
but she knows he can't bring the wood

so he decided to the very best thing
and he went out and bought a big ring
oh not for her finger
and if you do linger
I'll tell where he put all that bling

He put it right on his nob
and now it stood straight as a cob
of corn in July
and Crankster said "Hi!"
and now Jac no longer sobs

There once was a poster named Crankster
Who made all the boys want to spank her
She sent out some nudes
to all of the dudes
except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster

cont:

So Jac did all that he could
to make his punk *kitten* look good
he started a thread
about the girl he should bed
but she knows he can't bring the wood

so he decided to the very best thing
and he went out and bought a big ring
oh not for her finger
and if you do linger
I'll tell where he put all that bling

He put it right on his nob
and now it stood straight as a cob
of corn in July
and Crankster said "Hi!"
and now Jac no longer sobs

last verse is the best.

andrew, if you ever leave your wife (which i sincerely hope you won't do), then you're MINE.

well, i woke up to see old jac whining
apparently for nudes he'd been pining
crankstr said NO!
grumpy cat was jac's foe
"heeere's jac"--what is this, the shining??

Sorry Jac! She's better at this than you.

You're just not going to win Jules back with this terrible poetry!