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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    In the pleading


    try harder.

    Hey - I am! I am!

    working on my apology :bigsmile:

    :laugh:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    h21FF1D15

    bwahahahaha...I LOVE this...totally stealing it.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

    I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.

    SO, at what point do I get to take advantage of you love?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Poor homer it's OK don't cry
    Jules' boobies are locked up...bye bye
    You've still got your youporn
    Your palms still will be worn
    But use lube don't rub it out dry

    Pshhhh. Whatevs. X-Hamster. Not youporn.

    I am all about the dry rub. Lube is for losers.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

    I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.

    SO, at what point do I get to take advantage of you love?

    Oh Kev, aren't you a busy boy... :wink:
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    Haha. It's all good......
    Only someone who actually is would be offended.....nice work.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    Haha. It's all good......
    Only someone who actually is would be offended.....nice work.

    I'm offended.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    Alright... you win the limerick contest!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    How do I sign up for this? I gave my credit card # and authorized the monthly payments of 19.95 and so far nothing....
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Why can't you guys do these things when I'm drunk? It'd be so much more entertaining.

    I just slipped some Frangelico in my coffee -- party on folks.

    SO, at what point do I get to take advantage of you love?

    Oh Kev, aren't you a busy boy... :wink:

    Well, I am in love with her. :shrug:
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
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    I'd have to rate this thread a 10/10!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)


    LMFAO Awesome;)
  • HotCuppaJo
    HotCuppaJo Posts: 477 Member
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    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    OMG...this one is the best!!! (Sorry, Homer....yours were funny, too. ;)
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
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    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)



    Brilliant.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    OMG...this one is the best!!! (Sorry, Homer....yours were funny, too. ;)

    I agree, no apology needed. It is not a competition. We all win when making fun of Jac.
  • Ivian_
    Ivian_ Posts: 276 Member
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    The is an MFP hottie named Jules
    Who sent a scandalous picture to some fool
    When will Jac learn, too bad
    He's a total *kitten*
    But we all know he is a tool

    The is?

    bad and bag don't even rhyme.

    ....try again.


    They are close enough....

    OK. Fine.

    Jac should have kept his mouth closed
    Now the rest of Jule's male friends are hosed
    She'll send no more pics
    Cause Jac is a big d!ck
    Like the black one he frequently blows


    OMG ♥
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    Haha. It's all good......
    Only someone who actually is would be offended.....nice work.

    Or those who've lived with it their whole life and are resigned to the fact they can't do anything about it.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    Jac wanted nude pictures from Cranky
    then asked for some hanky panky
    she deleted him
    on a spur, on a whim
    And now he just has to wanky.
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
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    There once was a poster named Crankster
    Who made all the boys want to spank her
    She sent out some nudes
    to all of the dudes
    except Jac 'cause he's hung like a hamster



    Sorry Jac, nothing personal :)

    This is awesome lol

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