Crankstr

I'm too old for this sh1t but here goes:

Jules woke up h0rny one day!
She sent out some nudes to say "Hey"
Jac started to cry
And it turned into why
No more will be coming his way!

This got Jac really down
He knew he was being a clown
Jac developed a plan
To make her understand
And hopefully get rid of his frown.

So Jac did all that he could
To get the attention he should
He made a big post
That convinced her the most
And now, he can again stroke his wood!