I won't date anyone

BeachIron
BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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Is that okay? No one will live up to my ridiculously high standards, and flightless waterfowl are hard to find in Florida. Oh and I'm married. Is that okay with everyone on the internetz?
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Sure! I don't care what anyone does! I don't even know you people! :flowerforyou:
  • clubben2k
    clubben2k Posts: 29
    lol
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    But I thought I was special! Tease.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Bang
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Wait!! So.....those naked pictures that I sent?!? I thought we had something special!!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Wait!! So.....those naked pictures that I sent?!? I thought we had something special!!

    Please send more. Must carefully evaluate :bigsmile:
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    u wont dat e people and u are married um ok
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    No, it's not okay. I am very offended. How dare you mock waterfowl!
  • allisonrozsa
    allisonrozsa Posts: 178 Member
    Are you getting hit on on MFP? Lol.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Bang

    Are you shooting at me?
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    u wont dat e people and u are married um ok

    Right?! I call BS on this one. :grumble:
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Wait!! So.....those naked pictures that I sent?!? I thought we had something special!!

    Please send more. Must carefully evaluate :bigsmile:

    The 22 I already sent you weren't enough?? Lets not get greedy now!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Are you getting hit on on MFP? Lol.

    No, but I get verbally abused. Does that count?
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Bang

    Are you shooting at me?

    Um, no, I think she meant 10/10, WOULD BANG! :bigsmile:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Wait!! So.....those naked pictures that I sent?!? I thought we had something special!!

    Please send more. Must carefully evaluate :bigsmile:

    The 22 I already sent you weren't enough?? Lets not get greedy now!

    *checking inbox* :angry:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    But I thought I was special! Tease.

    Only if you put on your blue hat!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    9. Would tie to my bed and use my favourite gag ball
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    IKR! Dating sucks. I totally get it.


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  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    define "DATE"
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    NO.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    9. Would tie to my bed and use my favourite gag ball

    Just don't pull out my tail feathers
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    define "DATE"


    date
    /dāt/
    Noun
    The day of the month or year as specified by a number.
    A sweet, dark brown, oval fruit containing a hard stone, often eaten dried.
    Verb
    Establish or ascertain the date of (an object or event): "they date the paintings to 1460".
    Synonyms
    time - rendezvous - period - day - appointment - term
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    9. Would tie to my bed and use my favourite gag ball

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    But baby, you told me that you didn't love her anymore...I already quit my job so we could run away together! :sad:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Right! Dating sucks. I'm all about the banging anyway.
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    define "DATE"


    date
    /dāt/
    Noun
    The day of the month or year as specified by a number.
    A sweet, dark brown, oval fruit containing a hard stone, often eaten dried.
    Verb
    Establish or ascertain the date of (an object or event): "they date the paintings to 1460".
    Synonyms
    time - rendezvous - period - day - appointment - term

    Does your spouse know about your high standards of dark brown fruit?
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    But will you date any two , or any three?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    I don't want to date you. This is purely a sex thing.

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