I won't date anyone

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BeachIron
BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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Is that okay? No one will live up to my ridiculously high standards, and flightless waterfowl are hard to find in Florida. Oh and I'm married. Is that okay with everyone on the internetz?
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Sure! I don't care what anyone does! I don't even know you people! :flowerforyou:
  • clubben2k
    clubben2k Posts: 29
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    lol
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
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    But I thought I was special! Tease.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    Bang
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    Wait!! So.....those naked pictures that I sent?!? I thought we had something special!!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    Wait!! So.....those naked pictures that I sent?!? I thought we had something special!!

    Please send more. Must carefully evaluate :bigsmile:
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
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    u wont dat e people and u are married um ok
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,858 Member
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    No, it's not okay. I am very offended. How dare you mock waterfowl!
  • allisonrozsa
    allisonrozsa Posts: 178 Member
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    Are you getting hit on on MFP? Lol.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    Bang

    Are you shooting at me?
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    u wont dat e people and u are married um ok

    Right?! I call BS on this one. :grumble:
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    Wait!! So.....those naked pictures that I sent?!? I thought we had something special!!

    Please send more. Must carefully evaluate :bigsmile:

    The 22 I already sent you weren't enough?? Lets not get greedy now!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    Are you getting hit on on MFP? Lol.

    No, but I get verbally abused. Does that count?
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    Bang

    Are you shooting at me?

    Um, no, I think she meant 10/10, WOULD BANG! :bigsmile:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    Wait!! So.....those naked pictures that I sent?!? I thought we had something special!!

    Please send more. Must carefully evaluate :bigsmile:

    The 22 I already sent you weren't enough?? Lets not get greedy now!

    *checking inbox* :angry:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    But I thought I was special! Tease.

    Only if you put on your blue hat!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    9. Would tie to my bed and use my favourite gag ball
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    IKR! Dating sucks. I totally get it.


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  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    define "DATE"
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    NO.

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